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57175 pts · July 26, 2012


I can do any amount of work required, provided it's not the work I'm supposed to be doing.

The Zen-like state that comes from eating popcorn.

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Maybe the conspiracy guys aren't crazy after all...

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Gosh Dern it, another Instagram filter shot.

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"The winner is, ... you're poopy." It's what he says.

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Chewy Cake!

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Because playing with food.

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I feel stupid because I can't tell yoga pants from leggings. What are these?

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"...isn't it obvious? What did you think I was doing?"

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Too painful to watch – Almost (not mobile friendly)

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The nose. The nose makes this great.

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How it feels asking the boss for an extra day of and they say, "Yes."

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Hey, Ringo was the conductor. Probably passed along a little goo-goo-ga-joob.

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Shake what your Mama gave you. Yea, baby.

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Ok, this could be fun. My pasty white skin wouldn't know what to think.

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Basements.

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"His body is like a Pachinko Machine for women's eyes..."

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Missing Chuck.

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The itsy bitsy spider climb up the water spout...

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Maybe I should buy a boat, and a helicopter to film my fun.

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Because locking the front door is too mainstream.

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Yes he do, he most certainly do.

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"Get a boat.", they said. "It will be fun.", they said.

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Passive Aggressive Gardener Loves His Job

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Happiness is warm puppy drool.

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Me trying to work during the week when friends come to town.

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Because it feels like pizza tastes...

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How I think people see me when I go and ask for directions.

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I would drink this beer. Both of them.

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Well, this would certainly be cool. Now my day seems very boring.

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Coffee Break. Well, donut break, really.

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I just love these little guys for breakfast.

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Must stay hydrated whilst overlooking Hanalei Bay.

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Because team motivation

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Of course she will.

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Because, screw reality, that's why.

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Trying to get out of User Submitted.

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Friday, 5 p.m., headed to the bar, and...

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Secret Room. I'm thinking I need one of these.

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Invented Bad-assery

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Help, I've fallen and can't get up.

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Just trying to keep "bad days" in perspective. Although, this reminds of somebody I dated once.

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Just imgur of course.

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I hate it when that happens

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Not me. But it was associated with this headline: Naked biting spree forces three-drink limit at German pool complex

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Hello Wednesday!

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Because it's quiet, cold and smells of Earth.

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MRW spouse says "It's Friday, I've got something special planned."

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Doing it his way since who knows when...

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Are you a Wizard?

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"May I help you?"

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Jeepers Jessica. Nice Jump.

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My toys seem sooooo nonexistent by comparison.

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Those that use Photoshop will know how to find this.

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My 1st attempt at getting to 3rd base with a girl.

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"Ima get you some Fiery Cheetos."

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Why do I do this? Because I can...

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And, right now I don't have time to find out.

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Chicken and the egg, fish and the lake. Whatever.

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