The Zen-like state that comes from eating popcorn.
Maybe the conspiracy guys aren't crazy after all...
Gosh Dern it, another Instagram filter shot.
"The winner is, ... you're poopy." It's what he says.
Chewy Cake!
Because playing with food.
I feel stupid because I can't tell yoga pants from leggings. What are these?
"...isn't it obvious? What did you think I was doing?"
Too painful to watch – Almost (not mobile friendly)
The nose. The nose makes this great.
How it feels asking the boss for an extra day of and they say, "Yes."
Hey, Ringo was the conductor. Probably passed along a little goo-goo-ga-joob.
Shake what your Mama gave you. Yea, baby.
Ok, this could be fun. My pasty white skin wouldn't know what to think.
Basements.
"His body is like a Pachinko Machine for women's eyes..."
Missing Chuck.
The itsy bitsy spider climb up the water spout...
Maybe I should buy a boat, and a helicopter to film my fun.
Because locking the front door is too mainstream.
Yes he do, he most certainly do.
"Get a boat.", they said. "It will be fun.", they said.
Passive Aggressive Gardener Loves His Job
Happiness is warm puppy drool.
Me trying to work during the week when friends come to town.
Because it feels like pizza tastes...
How I think people see me when I go and ask for directions.
I would drink this beer. Both of them.
Well, this would certainly be cool. Now my day seems very boring.
Coffee Break. Well, donut break, really.
I just love these little guys for breakfast.
Must stay hydrated whilst overlooking Hanalei Bay.
Because team motivation
Of course she will.
Because, screw reality, that's why.
Trying to get out of User Submitted.
Friday, 5 p.m., headed to the bar, and...
Secret Room. I'm thinking I need one of these.
Invented Bad-assery
Help, I've fallen and can't get up.
Just trying to keep "bad days" in perspective. Although, this reminds of somebody I dated once.
Just imgur of course.
I hate it when that happens
Not me. But it was associated with this headline: Naked biting spree forces three-drink limit at German pool complex
Hello Wednesday!
Because it's quiet, cold and smells of Earth.
MRW spouse says "It's Friday, I've got something special planned."
Doing it his way since who knows when...
Are you a Wizard?
"May I help you?"
Jeepers Jessica. Nice Jump.
My toys seem sooooo nonexistent by comparison.
Those that use Photoshop will know how to find this.
My 1st attempt at getting to 3rd base with a girl.
"Ima get you some Fiery Cheetos."
Why do I do this? Because I can...
And, right now I don't have time to find out.
Chicken and the egg, fish and the lake. Whatever.