I like fingering my butthole...but not when my finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping my ass...
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Oh, Jared...
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MRW my girlfriend won't let me eat her pussy...
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Who says men can't pole dance?
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One of the sexiest parts of a man...
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*licks lips*
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Protest by going to work...
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Literally.
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I'm gonna miss the summer...
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To the people who make a second post complaining about their "OC" being downvoted...
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Gave my first blow job...
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Old Faithful...
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As a straight male, I had sex for the first time last night...with a transvestite...
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This is how I feel about that Bill Nye debate...
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The only Taco Bell in my town just closed...
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I like fingering my butt hole...but not when I'm wiping my ass after taking a shit...
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Fleshlight
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Goddamn!
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MRW a post of mine actually makes it out of User Submitted...
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That didn't stop the Lannisters.
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For the Men lovers out there...
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The elusive male camel toe...
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I think it's time for my bath...
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Two of my favorite things...
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"I have an Oscar..."
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They scare me
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Mmmmhmmmm!
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Out of the water...
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We haven't talked about it since...
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How much for shipping and handling?
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After 2 whole marijuana's...
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It's pretty well what the front page is full of anyway...
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Smooth
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So sticky sweet...
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Trying to decide which porno to fap to...
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MRW I'm done with a hooker and she won't stop talking...
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Finding that perfect video on Pornhub...
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I find this very relaxing...
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This picture always manages to give me a good chuckle when I need one....
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Wait for it...
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Dear Imgur, your package have arrived...
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If I was that girl, this would totally work on me...
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Story of my life...
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Getting "the spins" after a night of drinking...
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One .gif to rule them all...
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Here's a collection of some of my favorite comics
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In case I wasn't clear...
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Just a collection of Dawwg pictures I've collected...
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Dear Selfies....
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I'll take 6...
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This would make an awesome downvote .gif if anyone had the necessary skills...
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Period.
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I like to pull up next to transports and start masturbating in hopes that they will look down and see...
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It almost looks like a galaxy forming. I choose to believe this is how the universe was created...
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MRW co-workers come talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...
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Chocolate is bad for you...
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Apparently this isn't a normal thing to still do when you're not a kid...
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