broote

148442 pts ยท September 14, 2013


Something amazing is happening, let me make sure I don't see it and just stare at myself in a phone camera.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohh volcano almost hit us, quick someone make a tiktok!

12 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tried charging my original iphone, next day the battery expanded so thick it popped the phone apart. Good times.

14 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man I woulda been pissed if I paid money for someone to make that. So bad.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or they just get older and cant make the jump as easily as they used to.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Puma Pants

5 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

looks like she's creaking out a huge fart

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poorly tailored pants are the glasses of the ass

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll have what they're having

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clifford the Big Red Dong

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she has a poop fetish and is drawn to people to endlessly shit themselves.

3 weeks ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 6

That place shut down or something?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry there was a problem retrieving the footage from that camera.

3 weeks ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 4

geez, people just love being angry and nonsense

4 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Brought to you by Carl's Junior

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

But this is real life, they ARE the spoon.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoon

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Stop shaking her she's trying to sing!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definite Star Wars kid energy

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How many times does this need to happen for the dog to give zero fucks about it.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's try "Things that definitely happened" for 500, Alex.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, that's why Alcohol Free Gin doesn't sell. We just need better ads. There, all fixed.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How much cheese do you want?
Yes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have that exact one. Either its in storage... or you stole mine.... :/

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this has to do with landscaping.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get some AC20s and really drop the bass

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When people say money can't buy happiness, show them this.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0