brototes

2683 pts ยท February 16, 2013


Puppies, puppies everywhere.

A bunch of New Zealanders are about to be annoyed with you

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Time to start writing all my shitposts in iniambic pentameter

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck the red. They taste like children's oral antibiotics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blasphemy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...or it's a joke...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or the fact that the first line is obviously a joke, which is followed by a Deadpool quote...

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Because that's how social media turns you from regular personal trainer into million dollar company fitness guru. Source:that's Kayla Itsine

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had already hit the right arrow when I saw this and had to immediately hit left to come back and upvote this exquisite pun

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shit makes you wonder if the blonde lady is looking at crushed body bits whilst she helps the man out which is why she's not looking at him

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it's not like marital rape was legal until the 1980 most states, 1993 in Oklahoma and North Carolina because a wife was your property

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The only relatives in my phone not under their real names are My parents, my brother is under a nickname, I'm in his under Smelly

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They cut the head off his wolf then stuck it onto his body

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

2/2 panicking because I couldn't breath, if your not unconscious and shocked anything goes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah when winded for the first time as a kid after falling backwards off a trampoline I was so freaked out I jumped up and ran around 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By believing in yourself!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Where are you from? Willow is a whippet and you can find plenty for sale in Melbourne if your looking in the right place

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to tell!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not quite the happy ending the this makes it seem though

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Florida man strikes again!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

"Why have you betrayed me father!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheezels are angry they are not the included ring shaped snack

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen this youtube hair tutorial

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am disappointed i didn't see his reward

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Das boot!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard him do a q&a and he said the reason he stopped reading fan blogs is that he didn't want to be influenced by what we had figured out

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hope it was "naww sure we do" then patronizingly patted them on the head.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1