How to get downvoted on Imgur: insult 'MURICA.
3
8
243
This is a global site, Americans. Try to calm down on the presumptions that everyone you talk to is the same as you. We all live quite happily with our own football and politics and health issues.
-4
33
1130
TIL some people have never spoken to a black person. The lack of diversity in some countries startles me.
9
62
12239
I'm generally a very angry and aggressive person in public, because people piss me off. This is a huge success to me.
17
8
683
I'm curious: what nationalities do we have on Imgur other than American?
8
45
131
Stare at the toe-point for 30 seconds, then look at a wall. You should see an image of Michael Flatley's smug face.
7
3
7976
I have a forever-human, and that makes me very happy to remember.
9
3
1114
It might stop them growing up to, say, play their music at excessive volumes in a shared house.
49
71
685
Stamping on the ground over and over again for a few hours every week.
10
4
3411
Pretend I put something funny and charming here.
-1
4
1315
When St James' Park is still applauding in the 17th minute for the two fans in the Malaysia accident, and you want to join in.
-1
4
1540
Sister Mary Clarence knew what's up. Wish the other students on my course did too.
11
2
775343
Sorry to disappoint all ye who like making butt jokes to me.
14
23
706
I've never found myself more aggressive on or around lava time, and neither have my female friends.
97
74
253
Imgur teaching us how to walk oddly.
0
2
159
My desktop background. Admire and move on.
6
1
2246
Feck the English!
4
11
134
Ched Evans' lawyers have submitted new evidence that might prove his innocence. If he really is innocent, I hope the woman who falsely accused him of rape can never be employed again.
12
17
225
So many posts calling the Superbowl crap compared to X, Y, and Z geeky hobby.
11
26
99
When you ask for no lettuce but they give you no sauce in your burger instead.
5
10
2500
Neil Reynolds on the Superbowl: They also have fireworks too, and I like fireworks. SkySports punditry, ladies and gentlemen.
2
8
450
Essex, UK, ladies and gentlemen.
14
9
112
2.5 year anniversary of the day I planned to off myself, and I feel happy.
45
18
341
MRW people complain they don't have enough points to tag. Who the eff doesn't have 400 points?
-3
10
121
This is apparently an unpopular opinion around here. Who knew?
5
51
307
Some of my favourite pieces from 'Badly Drawn Footballers'
7
9
1035
We get it: vaccinate the children. The anti-vaxxers aren't surfing usersub though.
39
8
246
Dear Imgur: can we play boardgames, please?
7
10
2883
MRW the funeral for someone I knew was today, but I'm 200 miles away and had to sit an exam. I just want to curl up and hide right now.
2
0
285
For anyone feeling nostalgic over 00's school discos, have some sing-along links:
20
12
1102
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB.
58
2
2043
A message that made me laugh so hard I wheezed. Feckin' wheezed, people.
12
8
243
Humans love animals, but forget to love humans and it's sickening.
-1
49
1046
Is it pronounced Amish? Or Aaaamish?
16
7
221792
Sometimes I forget I'm semi-gay.
8
18
1586
People posting Facebook photos from Saturday night looking like this.
6
3
94
MRW all of LadBible's 'Afternoon Ladness' photos are things I've seen on here the day before.
6
1
175
Why you should have a go at Irish dancing, if you haven't already.
23
23
1663
MRW I hear someone call my lecturer a twat, loudly, in the library entrance ten minutes after a difficult exam. Feckin' preach it.
12
15
12223
MFW mid-fuck my boyfriend's hand accidentally touches the poop-ring during grab-arse.
2
5
520
MRW the shop's manager starts chewing out an employee right in front of me.
11
2
132
1993's finest bit of Comedy Christian Musical cinematography.
8
4
1337
Title.
23
31
56
Today I smell of a cake shop.
24
10
125
MRW I find out someone I know browses imgur.
11
7
843
After a long month apart from my boyfriend, I'm about to go get me some lovin'. See you in a few days!
9
4
395
How it feels in that last final pull to get my arse out of a pair of tight jeans.
15
1
839
MRW I suddenly get a couple dozen replies over a few minutes. I thought that post was going to die in Usersub, and now everyone knows about my orgasm.
71
27
265
I'm off to work and gym. Have a kitten.
40
1
169
If you are in a lecture, shut your trap and listen to the material. Otherwise, leave the room. I want to learn about this crap, and don't give two shits if you think Zac Efron looks good in shorts. This has been an internal scream from buttbug.
43
10
5633
Because this is the internet and I can say hello whenever the fuck I please.
32
8
162
MRW I find out there's a homeless-looking man who masturbates behind our back gate on Friday evenings, and all he'll accept to go away is a 20 pack of Stella.
6
18
730
When you're trying to shop for a new kazoo but your jam plays over the shop radio.
15
9
481
Went to make an unpopular penguin, and one of my old ones was the 'popular creation' used as the template. How thrilling.
42
15
152
MRW when someone says having strong Maths skills isn't important.
30
18
1849
MRW as the only Irish girl in a kitchen full of English people, I hear someone say 'potato famine'.
404
45
1366