Pretty much, yeah.
Luckily I was watching HBO at the time.
No ice cream with mine, thanks.
Who thinks about sex when they're falling asleep?
My old man's a time traveler.
Took an arrow of time to the brain.
Well, she ain't wrong.
When I’m playing a Zelda game and come across a locked door.
So there.
WTF Simpsons writers?!
Watching Fiddler on the Roof when this guy showed up.
On this day.
MRW I'm listening to the audiobook of Carl Sagan's "The Demon Haunted World", and the Foreword refers to Seth McFarlane as "a polymath"
That just raises further questions!
Ah, well.
Good evening.
Jim Halpert opens a restaurant.
MRW I read forum posts on FetLife.
Ten years is a long time.
MRW I'm playing Wizardry and it says my ninja decapitated a gas cloud.
It's the happiest place north of Father Jones's pig shit pile.
Planets
I feel like I've wasted my life... maybe I need more heart containers.
A candid photo of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker on their wedding night.
Fuck me, right?
MRW I hit "Restore State" on the emulator and wipe out a month's worth of savegames.
Then you get sent to the lightning round, with real lightning!
Seems everyone is looking for her.
Brrr.....
Last month, when I saw Halloween decorations at a store.
Nostalgia sucks
useless movie trivia!
I bet this happens more often than you'd think.
Bravo, sir, bravo!
MRW the DJ puts on some Jefferson Starship.
When someone mentions "That other Crowded House song".
Draw me like one of your French cats, Jack.
Of course it had the advantage of being canceled early.
Confession is good for the soul.
Excellent... everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
I know, right?
When you come out and no one cares.
Memory can be faulty.
Meanwhile, at the bridal shop.
Well, he's getting better.
I've always loved that the Infinity Gauntlet story was really about a guy trying, and failing, to impress a girl.
Title
MRW I find your mom's dildo collection.
Things that occur to me 35 years late.
What the hell is wrong with people.
So what if a kickboxer is beating the shit out of my 15-year-old sister? These video games aren't going to play themselves.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi baba!
When someone asks me what the name of that dungeon near Trinsic is.
No title could improve this, I think.
How I feel when I'm the only programmer in an office full of electrical engineers.
Nah, I think I’ll stay in tonight, I have a bit of a headache.
Kyō wa karera ga anata ni sore o nage kaesu hi ni narudarou.
So there.