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4861 pts · August 22, 2012


Is this why some cheeses smell like feet?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Common misconception. The Florida license plate actually says, "Don't! Tread on me."

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like camping and those who don't.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

/a/ZQX7Zgv

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attention *H*...? Hooer?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he's at home, he imagines himself in all kinds of scenarios where he and his gun save the day.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'll distract them. The rest of you run. Save yourselves. Don't worry about me.

1 year ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

The real Lex Luthor from Smallville would've never stood for that.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet that pony tail sounds like dry wheat rustling in the breeze

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The irony being, the longer *you* live, the more of those you're going to amass. Got more than a few myself and the list keeps growing.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I'm beginning to think this Mangione fella might not be getting a fair shake.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd need an anus transplant with how hard I'd have shit myself.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated a stripper for a while. I'd help her with putting together mix tapes for her routines, and she'd tell me stories of funny shit that happened on the job or when one of my mixes hit well and she got extra tips for it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If it’s a legitimate explosive, the Tesla has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

2 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

He's still a bit confused over what Mexicans have to do with mayonnaise, though.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because that's what the photographer chose to do.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"Now our family is lost with no clear path of what to do."

You can get fucked. That's your clear path. To get fucked. He told you this is what he was going to do. You aren't collateral damage. You are the intended target. Because you didn't realize that you aren't "Us" to him. You're "Them." And now he's told you in the clearest of terms, that you, too, can get fucked.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please, oh please, let her simply start off with, "Fellow congresswomen..."

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It prevents people from illegally connecting to your wifi. It prevents you from legally connecting to it, too, but it also prevents illegal connections.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Oh, perhaps it's not obvious. I would always seek the cat's contsent for the petting.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Q: Can you pet a bodega cat? Like, I can't see a cat without at least making the attempt. I accept it would mark me as a tourist, but I feel like that's a shame I'm willing to burden myself with rather than not pet a cat. So, NYers, what's the deal?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#35 This is the kind of obscure I like.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some folks do not care about the condition of the book. Some people value the experience of reading the story.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Noodles AND danger noodles come in all shapes and sizes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Guess I'll go put this back in the shed."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0