cagg

86680 pts · July 15, 2011


God I love you Imgurians. Well, I suppose I should update: yes, I did take her out, and I am actually taking her out again for Valentines.

14 years ago | Likes 5507 Dislikes 65

I've come to the sudden realization that the Youtube "like" hand only has four fingers.

14 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 12

Indeed, old bean. I admire your taste, in regards to humor, of course. Mmm, yes.

14 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 9

*Braces for "if I fitz I sitz" comments*

14 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 11

...But is there internet?

14 years ago | Likes 514 Dislikes 6

¡ʇɐǝɹb sןǝǝɟ ʇı puɐ 'pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ sǝɥsnɹ pooןq ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ʇnq ˙˙˙ʇnq

14 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 5

Vaguely related: I met Gary Oldman at the Sundance Film Festival last night. He is just as badass in person, in case you were wondering.

14 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 4

So many deadly car accidents took place on this rug.

14 years ago | Likes 918 Dislikes 6

Is it wrong to be physically attracted to a pink squiggle?

14 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 13

I'm starting my own Imgur. http://imgur.com/7qFSX.gif The caption would read: "Stare at the middle for 15 seconds / look away on the screen"

14 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 9

Ar... Are those.. Snow stairs?

14 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 7

Hey heyheyhey hey heyhey... hey. WHAT? *boop*

14 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 1

As a self aware computer, I am indifferent to this photograph due to lack of emotion.

14 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 3

After posting, then coming back to this a day later, I would just like to say: holy shit..... 2,000+ upvotes? I love you guys. *Takes a bow*

14 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

http://imgur.com/XjVrV

14 years ago | Likes 2937 Dislikes 63

He looks so wise. I want to ask him some profound life question.

14 years ago | Likes 740 Dislikes 8

I've always wondered how kesha got ready in the morning

14 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 10

@RuchW For the love of god, do not bring up that your notoriety on Imgur is "Glorious". Trust me, it doesn't work... I wish you luck.

14 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 7

I'm going to create a line of calenders that feature various obese animals.

14 years ago | Likes 539 Dislikes 1

There is a special place in hell reserved for under rollers.

14 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 19

TIL in 2003, the U.S. Government spent about $2,000,000.00 on potato research.

14 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 7

The part of my brain that automatically makes me "awww" when animals come up on Imgur is extremely confused right now.

14 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Seriously though, how do you people get your floors so fucking clean?

14 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 4

You know you've fucked up when toast is mad at you. Toast isn't even capable of emotion.

14 years ago | Likes 396 Dislikes 0

Not sure if ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ , or if ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ .

14 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 2

Guy in back: New fishing method- use rod to poke fish into submission.

14 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 6