cakemule

19250 pts ยท May 7, 2012


We ran out of wet food and had to give him only dry food. I think he noticed.

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Seriously guys.

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I don't know what to do now that I can't steal from all y'all

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Some good advice from an unlikely source

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Oh... Okay... Well then, I'm sorry...?

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Well, to be fair, the last outdoor summer wedding I attended there was a lot more than two people sweating

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MRW a class mate tells me he doesn't like to give his phone number out, even for school projects

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Group projects be like...

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I think it would be brilliant!

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A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?" The bartender says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner"

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I am actually still a little upset this isn't the case.

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MRW that one spot I can't reach on my back is itchy

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So apparently this is a thing and I am so glad it is

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MRW Netflix suggests I should watch Patch Adams

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Lysa is so fly, she feels like she's falling for the first time

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Smoke hanging over Vancouver British Columbia today.

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MRW when someone asks me about my favourite Game of Thrones Character.

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I think this is sweet

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Mrw my boyfriend tells me that since I introduced him to imgur it eats his phone battery and it is all my fault

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If it weren't for the constant wars and murders it would almost be worth it to live in some of these places.

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Nothing quite like homemade Bailey's ice cream

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Orange is the New Black sums up the state of imgur the last couple days!

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I really want to buy it but everyone I know owns it including myself

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How I feel at the end of the semester

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So are we still doing school lunches?

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I aspire to be as happy as this man one day, even if it is only because of a burger

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I am sorry, but I am very proud to be Canadian we denied Chris Brown entry to our country because he is a convicted felon!

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I don't know if this has been posted but I think it is cute as all hell.

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Someone give these kittens a record deal, they have the moves of the best boy bands of our generation

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My friends are really the best!

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The comically exaggerated difference in the way men and women eat on a first date

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Apparently these are some slang terms for Vagina from different parts of the world

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why?

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Foul Mouthed Fido - telling it how it really fucking is

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I suppose you could say, they really have sex on their minds

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After this I had the Eye of the Tiger stuck in my head all night...

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MRW I resolve to watch Firefly for the first time over Christmas break

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MRW I hear someone say "It is nice, we have five daughters and one son so we only have to worry about him watching porn"

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Some people are winners, others are losers.

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This doesn't mean I didn't love her and that I don't miss her. But I wouldn't change things.

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Why did the Tomato blush? He saw the Salad dressing.

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MRW someone unknowingly talks about how weird my fetish is...

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Best thing a parental figure can do when they are wrong, is tell the kid they know they were.

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How I feel just starting classes while everyone else I know is just finishing them

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Oh okay, that makes it okay...

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Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!

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For my cake day, I want to make everyone uncomfortable!

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My face while I weigh the pros and cons of asking someone out tonight

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Dogs, the most majestic of beasts.

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As a Canadian I am not even sorry for this joke.

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Remember, this stuff ruins lives.

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Oh yeah, spread it like that

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MRW my best friend posts her first "why you should be vegan" post on Facebook.

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Best 10 bucks I ever spent... Dead-Pooh by Jacob Bear

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When isn't the Joker plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley ;P

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So back to studying I go.

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Seriously he could have walked two steps out that door and probably turned a profit off it

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