We ran out of wet food and had to give him only dry food. I think he noticed.
Seriously guys.
I don't know what to do now that I can't steal from all y'all
Some good advice from an unlikely source
Oh... Okay... Well then, I'm sorry...?
Well, to be fair, the last outdoor summer wedding I attended there was a lot more than two people sweating
MRW a class mate tells me he doesn't like to give his phone number out, even for school projects
Group projects be like...
I think it would be brilliant!
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?" The bartender says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner"
I am actually still a little upset this isn't the case.
MRW that one spot I can't reach on my back is itchy
So apparently this is a thing and I am so glad it is
MRW Netflix suggests I should watch Patch Adams
Lysa is so fly, she feels like she's falling for the first time
Smoke hanging over Vancouver British Columbia today.
MRW when someone asks me about my favourite Game of Thrones Character.
I think this is sweet
Mrw my boyfriend tells me that since I introduced him to imgur it eats his phone battery and it is all my fault
If it weren't for the constant wars and murders it would almost be worth it to live in some of these places.
Nothing quite like homemade Bailey's ice cream
Orange is the New Black sums up the state of imgur the last couple days!
I really want to buy it but everyone I know owns it including myself
How I feel at the end of the semester
So are we still doing school lunches?
I aspire to be as happy as this man one day, even if it is only because of a burger
I am sorry, but I am very proud to be Canadian we denied Chris Brown entry to our country because he is a convicted felon!
I don't know if this has been posted but I think it is cute as all hell.
Someone give these kittens a record deal, they have the moves of the best boy bands of our generation
My friends are really the best!
The comically exaggerated difference in the way men and women eat on a first date
Apparently these are some slang terms for Vagina from different parts of the world
why?
Foul Mouthed Fido - telling it how it really fucking is
I suppose you could say, they really have sex on their minds
After this I had the Eye of the Tiger stuck in my head all night...
MRW I resolve to watch Firefly for the first time over Christmas break
MRW I hear someone say "It is nice, we have five daughters and one son so we only have to worry about him watching porn"
Some people are winners, others are losers.
This doesn't mean I didn't love her and that I don't miss her. But I wouldn't change things.
Why did the Tomato blush? He saw the Salad dressing.
MRW someone unknowingly talks about how weird my fetish is...
Best thing a parental figure can do when they are wrong, is tell the kid they know they were.
How I feel just starting classes while everyone else I know is just finishing them
Oh okay, that makes it okay...
Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!
For my cake day, I want to make everyone uncomfortable!
My face while I weigh the pros and cons of asking someone out tonight
Dogs, the most majestic of beasts.
As a Canadian I am not even sorry for this joke.
Remember, this stuff ruins lives.
Oh yeah, spread it like that
MRW my best friend posts her first "why you should be vegan" post on Facebook.
Best 10 bucks I ever spent... Dead-Pooh by Jacob Bear
When isn't the Joker plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley ;P
So back to studying I go.
Seriously he could have walked two steps out that door and probably turned a profit off it