capngrumpy

2396 pts · October 10, 2017


SAAAAAAA!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that parts from the Buster Burger 2000?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like the path to brooks falls and humans who had the mandatory bear training. Shit ton of well fed bears who see humans as squirrels. Don’t piss them off and everyone is happy.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Get the fuck outta my cab!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or His Dudness. Or El Duderino if you aren’t into the whole brevity thing.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buuuudeeee

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only 14%? Voooooooo larie! Pfffpht!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Saw Brian Poshen once with an asl interpreter and he saw what the sign was for “jacking it”, and it is exactly what you think. He spend the next 30 seconds dancing around the stage saying “jacking it”!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best line from Reform School Girls, “I thought I smelled fish”

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Human alert… human alert…

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How many comments are just us old people saying what we do versus the not olds who have the habits early?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ur fake brah (I think I used that correctly?)

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. The other day I took the chance, blew a fart, but shit my pants.

5 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Up to the mites, down go the tights.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best description for aligning handsets ever.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The technical term is ring down phone. The non technical term is batphone.

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Fast Five intensifies too

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Upvote for the title, funk dat!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Laserdisc!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jansport on the lap always lead to an instant boner they wouldn’t go away. Ah, youth.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A covered dutch oven for the first 20 minutes then uncovered for the last 15 always makes mine even crusted. Also make sure it is preheated for 30 minutes so the oven is evenly heated and the element isn’t on that much while cooking.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And wrapped in a scarf, it is cold!

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Probably a minority somewhere in that direction.

9 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

The actual aftermath of Fast 5.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Mac?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judge Alvin JP Valkenheiser approved!

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait until you hear about your home internet and phone if you still have one. They have everything.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A shitshank

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0