captainspaceguy

268 pts ยท February 6, 2014


I sometimes make funny stuff please love me

I've had enough Internet for today.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

where the hell is Hateful Eight

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a proud dick owner, those pants are either slowly killing him or they are extremely comfortable. most likely killing him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still there rn

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

me too thanks

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me too thanks

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS IS MY HIGH SCHOOL. OLATHE NORTHWEST. HOME OF THE RAVENS. FUCK YEAH.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Oui.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

this looks like a poophole

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's mother is the correct answer

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought I was done jerking but okay round 2 let's go

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it doesn't usually help very much

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's what I tell girls when they accuse me of having a small penis

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"random" my ass. you obviously just chose five different gifs of insanely hot girls. fucking weirdo.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

there's too much soul in the third one for it to be a leprechaun, op is a liar

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's gotta hurt

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well how the fuck did she get all the way to where she is

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not really no

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for once op actually gets pussy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tht is a tassty dolan

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is either a lobster or a dick and I don't know which one is funnier

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like they could cut my dick off with their vagina

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"redhead pussy gets tied up and punished"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*shakes his hand while he's still eating you out*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

aaaaaand it's gone

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idk why but I feel like this man really hates black people

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

"allahu akbar!"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

fucking Tybalt

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you keep saying asstickle without pausing it turns into elastic

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I mean, you can't just roll a joint and start puffin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0