5034 pts ยท January 22, 2014
Sup
I am so turned on right now.
Who cares, I'm suffering. -.-
Dafuq is up with the Seahawk?
Brb, finding The Wizard of Ooze for science
I get to do the thing! NORTH CAROLINA!
The egg is lucky it didn't inherit the bird's facial deformity.
As a 24 year old man, I'll take two pairs please.
Step 1: Acquire small floating pieces of paper with letters on them.
I wish my dog would bark when he farted. Lil' shit just lets me gag on it.
No penis, stah --- actually, I'm okay with this.
How's life in the Dreadfort, Ramsay?
I prefer the JD EEEAAAAGGGGLLLLEEEE approach.
Commented on today in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Buttah face.
This is the shit I expect from green text.
I'm not good with these fancy gifs, but virtual hug anyways.
Quick, someone photoshop me a smile!
I prefer my 5 pms square, thank you very much.
No, penis! Not while I'm at work.
I'm not racist, but crack is whack.
Alex Morgan could knee me in the face anytime.
Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!
Lisa wants the D in '95.
Where boobs? There boobs.
Cleverbot wants the D:\
Give me a bit. This - this doesn't normally happen to me, I swear!
I'm totally okay with them biting me.
The alarm at which this statement was shouted brooks no argument. Hands locked and ready, sir!
Heck I don't know. I've never been. I need a tour guide.
I am so turned on right now.
Who cares, I'm suffering. -.-
Dafuq is up with the Seahawk?
Brb, finding The Wizard of Ooze for science
I get to do the thing! NORTH CAROLINA!
The egg is lucky it didn't inherit the bird's facial deformity.
As a 24 year old man, I'll take two pairs please.
Step 1: Acquire small floating pieces of paper with letters on them.
I wish my dog would bark when he farted. Lil' shit just lets me gag on it.
No penis, stah --- actually, I'm okay with this.
How's life in the Dreadfort, Ramsay?
I prefer the JD EEEAAAAGGGGLLLLEEEE approach.
Commented on today in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Buttah face.
This is the shit I expect from green text.
I'm not good with these fancy gifs, but virtual hug anyways.
Quick, someone photoshop me a smile!
I prefer my 5 pms square, thank you very much.
No, penis! Not while I'm at work.
I'm not racist, but crack is whack.
Alex Morgan could knee me in the face anytime.
Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!
Lisa wants the D in '95.
Where boobs? There boobs.
Cleverbot wants the D:\
Give me a bit. This - this doesn't normally happen to me, I swear!
I'm totally okay with them biting me.
The alarm at which this statement was shouted brooks no argument. Hands locked and ready, sir!
Heck I don't know. I've never been. I need a tour guide.