captamok

5034 pts ยท January 22, 2014


Sup

I am so turned on right now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who cares, I'm suffering. -.-

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dafuq is up with the Seahawk?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brb, finding The Wizard of Ooze for science

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get to do the thing! NORTH CAROLINA!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The egg is lucky it didn't inherit the bird's facial deformity.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a 24 year old man, I'll take two pairs please.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Acquire small floating pieces of paper with letters on them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish my dog would bark when he farted. Lil' shit just lets me gag on it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No penis, stah --- actually, I'm okay with this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's life in the Dreadfort, Ramsay?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the JD EEEAAAAGGGGLLLLEEEE approach.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commented on today in Raleigh, North Carolina.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buttah face.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the shit I expect from green text.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not good with these fancy gifs, but virtual hug anyways.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick, someone photoshop me a smile!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer my 5 pms square, thank you very much.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, penis! Not while I'm at work.

12 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 4

I'm not racist, but crack is whack.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Alex Morgan could knee me in the face anytime.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lisa wants the D in '95.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where boobs? There boobs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cleverbot wants the D:\

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give me a bit. This - this doesn't normally happen to me, I swear!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm totally okay with them biting me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The alarm at which this statement was shouted brooks no argument. Hands locked and ready, sir!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heck I don't know. I've never been. I need a tour guide.

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