captsi

1331 pts ยท May 11, 2012


Yeah, call the police.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You know what, you guys are fired. Don't even clock in."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, better save this for never.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Taco Bell addict, I can attest that it is indeed to die for.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. But keep at it. I'm 30 now and things have leveled out... If you work hard, where you level out isn't too bad. I mean, its tolerable

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/v8c1F

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Slowly raises hand* Please, um... Could you, uh... Explain? What?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a stickler about form. It's just important to do the same thing every time, within reason. Tho, her trajectory says she prob mid stroke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha, this guys got yolks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really fucking pissed at that wasted pizza in the second pic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to give hella props to Fallon though. Lying on the floor next to her is the epitome of being a good host.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually studied all her equipment, longingly, for several moments for 'mirin' her goddess like frame, FYI. Archer first, Male second.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the Eff are the EGGS ON THE FLOOR!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or He has radically different standards than we mere mortals do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

This literally never happens. You treat the mother and hope the child pulls through. "Choose wife or baby" is a false dichotomy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Source?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for not having a dead Syrian baby on this beach.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Done this three times. The thud is AMAZING.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing skills, horrible decisions.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The National Guard is used less now than ever before. The National Guard was used no less than 320 times between 1877 and 1899. #history

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've done this before, and it is one of the most fulfilling feelings in the world once you learn how to do it. Oddly satisfying.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#Humblebrag

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bullshit. I love... FREAKING LOVE... salads. However, No one actually likes Gluten Free bread.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Look at those melted steel beams.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Now, how the hell am I supposed to stalk the shit out of you if you don't post pictures? SMDH

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okaloosa Island Pier, Fort Walton Beach, eh?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kim K. is playing a saxophone FOR Trumpeter Swans... This is more fux'd than a soup sandwich.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SO SAY WE ALL!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2