cartercomedy

368 pts ยท October 25, 2014


Hi! My name is Shawn Carter and I'm a comedian in Boston.

I would think so. I was pretty surprised.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily the F-150 has enough pay load to carry a ton of stolen jokes!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/j9tLWoQ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hi. I posted a pic of a Praying Mantis I found on my door earlier and some people asked for a picture of a banana for scale.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Haha... Totally disagree but that's hilarious.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google most searched today: Nikki Lee

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you'll never have to say "my eyes are up here"

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Nope. What I'm saying is that there are SOME age groups where it would be inappropriate. But that takes up too much space on the pic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes .

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you want video instead I have a YouTube channel.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hi all, thanks for reposting this and voting it up. - Shawn.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thats actually really funny.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry dude. I only posted it once. The Internet is weird.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi DrunkenPeasant, I was a huge fan of Carlin this is just one silly joke I wrote. Wanted something that fit easily on the pic.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0