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21125 pts ยท June 18, 2015


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Tell me more about this ... Stephanie.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you included those last two words.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#46 That's a big ass-eagle.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pervert Airpods.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Does she put that white makeup all over the top half of her body? If so, that's dedication to the bit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Suck my curb feelers!"

One of Johnny Carson's favorite insults.

Now you know how old I am.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#45 That couch-bed thing is for orgies, not for doomscrolling.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's just dandy!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 I prefer an aisle seat because I have a bladder that is this big (shows pinky finger) and I will need to be getting up to use the bathroom a LOT. It's just courtesy.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I going to see somebody die on the internet today?

No.

Whew!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 Genesis, the old band that Phil Collins played for, had a song about this. Called "The Squonk," I think.

Remember Phil Collins? Drummer. Famous in the 80s.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like they got the truck from Damnation Alley and just painted it red.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#40 So 13 is the limit? Good to know.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does one of them at least contain Harry Chapin's "30,000 Pounds of Bananas"?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He put all the numbers in the garbage collector? What else could "gc" stand for?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I double-dare them to do Double Dick Guy.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel the same way about "My Sharona."

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#34 Hey! It's Styx, from the game "Styx: Master of Shadows". And a couple other games.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#24 I hear the steaks in Salisbury are pretty good.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#32 Gooigle.

Pronounce "Goo-iggle", I guess.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 If I ever see that sort of thing in real life, I'm going to yell out in my loudest voice:

"Seize him!"

Like a 60s Marvel supervillain.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pour Kay noh loess dose?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about not.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought he was staring at goats. Like in that book.

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#15 (For that last guy.) Days since I saw someone die on the internet: 0.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because you need to wear your programming socks: thugh-high, horizontal stripes, lots of colors.

Can't help with the radio, sorry.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the one on the right. Used it this morning for my yogurt.

Now I want the whole collection.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16 Make it a bookstore and 10 AM, and I'm there.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#19 I, a man, also want a dragon egg and a sword. It's a non-denominational desire.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0