Finally got my life together and made an account. Here's my dorm door whiteboard.
*tips wreath* M'lady
Uh aight.
[internally]
MFW there's an antisemitic request in the company suggestion box.
Google images search result for: "Tan scuba gear with trigonometry equations painted on it with radioactive bear semen"
Popped up on my feed
Heya usersub. Just found a new crib yesterday, started packing today at 3 AM, gotta vacate the premises sometime today.
Google images search result for "Kayaking dog spitting a meatball onto a neodymium platter"
Life Simulator 2015
I tried (Fight in Parliament)
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Dayum. Men in heels.
Yes, yes. You're multiculturing right.
As a Canadian, I'm not sorry.
Is America even real?
Cakeday! No other OC, thus late Halloween selfies.