chackstar

7570 pts · May 29, 2014


Google and Apple financed his re-election which garanteed he’d pass the Big Billionaire Blowie. Of course they’re going lock-step with him.

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lol

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Bake him away, toys.

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The future of standup comedy.

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Hello Stick Nation. We’re crows and yeah this isn’t exactly a stick but we think it’s cool.

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#23 Hello ma baby!
Hello my honey!
Hello my ragtime gaaal!

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But my guy, THIRTY CENT PIZZA SLICE!

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Wasn’t he a member of the national bolshevists?

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I’d accept the missing “i”s for a 30 cent pizza slice!

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Get the Flock outta here!

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That was one wonky buttox at first glance.

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Wasn’t this a commercial or something?

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The Big Billionaire BlowJob

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It’s what the market will bear.

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Thats and proyers.

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#35 He also didn’t fly in an airplane drive a car go up in an elevator watch the Flintstones on TV eat lobster ride a roller coaster eat candy floss see the ball drop in Times Square

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Carnegie-Melon Foundation

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I’m so releived you didn’t step on the cat.

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That good work!

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Why do we still watch this sport? Ever since the New Yorker article exposed the dangers of CTE 13 years ago I figured we’d all shrug and say it was good while it lasted but no more for the sake of young men’s brains. I was wrong.

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correct.

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What is this box head thing? Is it a video game?

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Best I can do is say I was being sarcastic.

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El Chabo works for the Secret Service now? Wait. Is he even legal?!

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No matter what you try, you’re no John F. Kennedy.

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Nights in sad Putin
Never reaching the end

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That’s not THE Rod Stewart is it?!

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A business man! A business man!

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Even The agrest Gatsby covers this FFS!

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Oh yeah! I remember this. What a tool!

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