does eyes doe
“Excuse me, hooman. Please translate.” —Archibald the cat
When you’re trying to hold your hair back to wash your face and you see the monster that is your visage
pussy juice
No cookie needed ?♥️
Meet my new friend Archibald
You had one job.
Paint me like one of your French girls
If he fits, he sits
TLDR: life sucks then I get home to my little archibald and things don’t seem so bad