Rip Gomez
Oooooh Dickmas tree oh dickmas tree....
He is disappoint
When the pressure is on
Everyone went to school with a Summer Wheatly . If you didn't, you were Summer Wheatly.
Newest piece
Friday vibes
Mr Monks
This pleases the gods
It was 60 degrees in texas this morning
Still hawt in texas
When she finally says yes
The og OA
When the server says to be careful cause the plate is hot, but you dumb
when you try to catch a ball but bewbs
Mfw the wife is it of town and I get to watch what I want with solo drinks
he's everywhere
Motorcycle Monday works for me... here is my 2000 Fatboy
So swimming they said... It's safe they said
Eat tacos, not humans!
Happy singles awareness day!
I love the Fat Fraulein
MRW I am masterbating and I think I hear my wife's car door close
All the asian pop star posts
Waking up realizing I am 41 today felt a little like...
Was assigned a task at work and wasn't sure I was Quall-ified. Turns out, I did a ...
die, die,die
As a man, this is how it feels anytime anyone gets anywhere near my man nipples
MFW I am marginally sure I will be coming home to birthday sex today.
No spoiler here, but watched this episode last night, things... things and stuff!!!
The unbridled awkwardness of this show has quickly made it one of my favs!!!
MFW my teen daughter asks if she can start using "light" curse words around me.
As someone that gets up on weekdays at 4:30am, this is MRW I have to roll out of bed a min before 10:00am on a weekend morning
Saw this dandy on the way to work today... felt pretty weak in my Toyota.
My birthday wish...cause, it's my birthday, and I wish
Blood Eagle... Has to be the nastiest way ever.
I lost it... best Tosh ever!
Ragnal should have never let her go...
I was and still am hoping this will end up the case.
Saw this last night for the first time... Mind Blown
It's Friday!!! Dance the dance of joy!
My message to Winter
I saw this last night... there were tears at times...
Everyday without fail...how I feel at 2:30pm
FTW Bill... FTW!
As a guy that isn't a huge gamer... I am oumoed about my copy of Black Flag arriving tomorrow!
I can't believe none of yall told me how great this movie was.
Big up Big Ern
One of the better scary movies I have seen lately.
MFW I am closing in and about to tongue punch her fart box
Here is your Wednesday morning conspiracy wake up call
What I am guessing will be my daughter's reaction at the 1-D concert this Summer.
When you wake up realizing that going to the bathroom... WASN'T A DREAM
When Gabriel has a party with "special" brownies
MFW browsing through the r/volleyballgirls link someone posted
One of the best games from my chilhood!!!
When it's your turn to be DD and your drunk friends get the munchies
natural RHM