chingirl

11681 pts ยท December 26, 2011


I have the reflexes of an over weight cat.

But after i fed him some sugar water he flew away. He keeps coming back and getting in my face. Im stoked to have a new friend!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he didn't fly away at first, so I thought he was injured. I was about to name him honey and nurse him back to health.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay! My dream come true. You made my day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ew no! I use it as toilet paper.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live "off the grid" and its an outhouse, so yeah...thats about right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took him over to our humming bird feeder, he took a sip and flew away just fine.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think its one of the coolest things ive had happen. Never thought id hold a humming bird!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, that took me on an emotional roller coster.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then he was going to, and it was april fools. So he couldn't do it then. After that he forfot again.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, thats why its funny

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

They are not fused, just growing together.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

oh brynn. you dumb bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats not safe anywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bad sex is like bad pizza. it's cold, greasy, and makes you sick after.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why though?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's not sure why, but she likes it. This emotion will take her down a lifelong path of evil and destruction.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I live lots of people are getting wolves. It's horrible. They are creepy and hate being out around people. Not good pets at all.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you sir are out of line!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did someone take this of her at the gym or is this from a movie? If she didn't know it was being taken thats REALLY fucked up.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would just shoot at it in my front yard until it opened or I got too drunk to be outside.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All my female mystery went down the toilet, with my open door poo.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope they only adopt orphans. it would be fucked up to adopt a child who has parents. More like kidnapping IMO.

12 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 12

This is also true of being in a relationship for a long time. At first you want to be all perfect, then you stop caring.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This person needs to be shot. That kid would be better off being raised by wolves.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Me on Salvia.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF is going on in france?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you've got like 20 bucks worth of ammo on that ooutfit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss being single. I had so much more sex.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad, god doesn't listen to prayers.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As far as I have read they don't quite know what meant what. Only can guess.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0