Wife's Birthday Cake
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8
259
Meet my dog's newest toy, Testicle Monkey.
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1238
CUBS WIN!
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1
2
MRW its Friday and I'm headed home from work
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5
1208
Should have casted magic missile...get better soon Teddy!
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5
38
On my 30th birthday, my wife got me the best present ever.
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287
Subway spokesman Jared is being investigated for possessing CP.
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11529
Every time I go to spa for a manicure
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11104
An Anniversary Message to my Wife
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10
4845
MRW I order a Coke, but waiter tells me they only have Pepsi products
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5537
The Idiots have the box!
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8
149
MTW my Wife comes home from work after forgetting her lunch
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10
5657
A child's size ice cream....this is why we're fat, America
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28
177
MRW I forget the number for diabetes repair
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6
266
I would trade a Gray's Sports Almanac for this
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351
Oh, I love the round things
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106
Still one of my favorite actors. ROCKETFUEL! IT'S CRIZZ-APPY!
10
10
91
Inertia is a property of RULING THE WORLD
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11
198
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a grad student
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372
"Ya pierced the toast. So what?"
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8
122
Good Samaritan Stoner
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7
280
what if i leave it in? Oh god!
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3
77
Who?
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7
70
Let the Upvotes flow through you!
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5
112
All your troubles are dead and gone!
10
2
91
The Wabasha Bridge in St. Paul, MN decorated for support of same sex marriage
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203
Our first picture on the wall
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933
Those fat beats are highly illogical
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7
156
At least he played it Right.
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2
71
The Internet has ruined me
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85
GREAT SCOTT!
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5
107
Fuckin' A
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