chites

14 pts ยท August 31, 2014


Trump probably can't read for that long. Do you have a version with pictures?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close! Rehab facility. People pay over $700 a day for treatment just to be served this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP those snails

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

downvoted for taking a ridiculously long time to tell an old joke with needless political filler and a punchline I saw coming by panel 4.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So someone saw a tumblr post, posted it to Facebook, and then you decided "if I haven't seen it, it's new to me!" and reposted it here too?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

According to the guy who posted it, less than a day. He parked it there while he was at work, and came back to Beeville USA.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why you cut the sections out. The PDF you used is quite compact in the first place, just paste the whole sheet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"bawl", unless you're using a curved spoon-like utensil to remove each others' eyes for a fruit salad.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck doesn't understand Chess?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WEREN'T JUST CROSS-SECTIONS OF THE LOGS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that thought this would be some creepy story about a fresh banana being found against the wall when he moved in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aaaaand downvote

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh my fucking god this is like talking to a wall, except the wall responds with elitist fanwhining

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You DO realize we're talking about the Switch in the end, right? --; I don't see why it would any harder to program for the Switch than PC.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the whole idea of "no 3rd party titles" makes no sense either, since... you know, Skyrim itself is a third-party title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who cares who paid for it? The game was a Wii U exclusive, it looked gorgeous and was fun as hell to play. It was a total success.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The creators of Bayonetta, for one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and now I'm calling the double post police on you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who are somehow still riding the Wii's "HURRR DURRR NINTENDO MEANS WEAK GRAPHICS!!!" train need to wake up and look at Mario Kart 8.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

bad that turned out good, like "Overslept on the day of an important test / The professor cancelled it anyway"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/3) the blue one is for an awkward situation. The red one is for a situation that turned out awesome. Mixing them is for something...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/3)That is NOT how you use that meme. I'm glad you got your shit back, man, but you gotta learn memes before you use them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

milked a goat once, can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunno if it was the intent, but man did you just come off like an asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I'll be honest, until I read the comments I thought this was about her trying to steal a drink of your soda and you rejecting her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only think of one reason why you'd need a spell of Remove Virginity, friend. I would say Sleep is probably your only hope.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I was more making the point that Trump seems to think ALL Muslims are evil minorities despite them making up a quarter of our species.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

pretty sure there's a difference between breaking up some colored rock on the street and trying to ban an entire religion of 1.6 bil. people

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm guessing you vote for a third party, because if you're voting Trump and think your candidate has any room to talk about corruption...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that too. We're both paranoid idiots.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0