Sly bastard.
Sarah pls
Felis catus. Known as 2face. Also "ya little cute shit".
Minuswhale baby, minuswhale.
WOW
So the world didn't end? Guess I'll put my crossbow back in the safe now.
Mondays
doge.exe
Officer Ruffhound.
You guys know what to do.
My friend's wife had this waiting for him when he came home. Mission Accomplished.
Fetch my car Jeeves, this game is over.
MRW it was announced the Texans signed a true fullback:
I see what you did there. I SEENT IT.
When I mentioned to my friends I've never seen Game of Thrones. at all.
Its always darkest before dawn. A&B
Like a hotdog down a hallway, Trebek.
PLAYA FROM DA HIMALAYAS!
When I don't have a witty comeback:
"Getting real tired of your shit Tyrone".
Olivia went full retard again.
MRW when people dip their fries in mayo.
WAIT FOR IT...
cheat's NSX. photo cred: chreeno.
I should buy a boat. BUT OF COURSE!
4 Firefighters dead, 5 critical in 5 Alarm Fire in Houston
When I walk into class, completely forgetting I have an exam.