Use Fly!
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Oh snap
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Marriage advice
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How in hell did you get "Dick" from"Richard"? -- you ask him nicely
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In cock we trust...
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263
Jessica Biel
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The world ain't all butterflies and pixie dust
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1848
If only Jack didn't make you want to bang and impregnate that ugly chick in the first place...
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Cheers
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804
Suggestions from Killer Mike
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STD: space transmitted disease
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158826
"let's do Eskimo kisses"
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1983
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
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No Starfucks given
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Ice crizzle in the hizzle
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1997
Tomorrow, I'm getting fired.
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963
Pizza box humor
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Fuck Sharknado's the real concern is Cownado's
1
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312
Scott didn't deserve her.
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393
"...cause if she messes up my order, I don't want to tell her twice."
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225
And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
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1027
Anyone think it's held open by a hoop earing?
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200
Poor guy didn't break the record. Only came in turd.
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544
100% successful jeans transfer rate
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1359
Game, Blouses!
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199417
Not just vegetables. Pigs will eat anything. Great for getting rid of bodies.
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Everybody poops
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it's the breast belt ever.
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221
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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974
Not only is Didier Drogba an incredible player, he is an inspiring humanitarian. He temporarily ended the Ivorian Civil War. By asking.
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1615
Hidden message
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0
165
Want to play a game?
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839
I was arrested for pulling my wand in Hyde Park
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Reddit: "The layout may be confusing, but the porn is easier to find."
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1001
7. Dry sandpaper tongue that could take the paint off a Cadillac.
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1060
Check that out
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324
Better pedal to the nearest hospital to soothe that burn.
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753
Picture of an man that was imprisoned for 40 years after being told by the judge he was innocent.
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How do you like dem Snapples...
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1730
No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as this duck
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1047
To the rescue
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1392
Another repost
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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184
"the last boat ride i was on was in 1944, and it was a lot scarier than this"
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Hard hats required.
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586
Freddie
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Can You Wall Build?
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2744
she's going down, I'm yelling Kember
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461
Scumbag driver speeds up to pass you, gets in front, and then proceeds to drive slower than you were
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THERMAL THROTTLING INTENSIFIES
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We will be taking a vote to change Water St. to Under Water St. All in favor?
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167
"Fuck you thomas you round headed shit" -Terence Tractor Phd.
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