7832 pts · June 10, 2015
If she were a sea cucumber she could breathe through her butthole! Now isn’t that fascinating?
This is an ok surprise for a bear. I think the best surprise for a bear is a twink
Oven calibration genie: grantedYou: (begins sweating feverishly)
Him: my turn now! (Jumps on her back)
Joanna! You stop that and leave my eggs alone!!
Why stop there? I wanna flood my neighborhood with infrasound on Halloween!! Time to get spooky!!! 👻
She’s one cool lady
This has the same energy as those videos of dads skating in unison and I love it.
Not as hard as my arteries. Cheese so good it makes my left hand tingle
Downstairs Boba has his own helmet, and yeah, you bet your banthas it’s staying on as well.
You need to edit the cameras in your area so that the database reflects what’s still up. If you can’t find the form or aren’t good with SQL, a battery operated reciprocating or rotary saw is probably the quickest method.
Autocorrect has gotten much more obnoxious. At least once a day I have to go back to edit a word that was typed correctly and autocorrect changed to the wrong word. -_-
lol - at first I thought autocorrect had changed the adjective and I was trying to figure out what kind of polish (ie, rub to make shiny) you were talking about until I realized oh…Polish! (ie, beautiful people from the land of bears and potato vodka) Be sure to polish Polish wife, she will be much shinier.
Andor 13/10
This poor immigrant never came even once
I was hoping @op was going to pull out an endless series of colored scarves
#eiffeltower ?
Epoxy makes terrible lube
Menu from the old Chinese take-out place. No, not the one, the one that we used to go to before and was totally amazing? I miss that place.
Of course it happened on a Monday!
#1 too be fair, actresses old enough to *play* my mother would only be like 6yrs older
Me when I’m dreaming that it’s raining
“To whom this will concern….”
So is Mitch McConnell ok?
Sounds like David Brooks can go get fucked.
Israel is trying change the search results for “Israel genocide”
If they didn’t want to get splashed, then they shouldn’t have sat in the splash zone
Haven’t you heard about Henry and his war hammer?
Flantastic!
If she were a sea cucumber she could breathe through her butthole! Now isn’t that fascinating?
This is an ok surprise for a bear. I think the best surprise for a bear is a twink
Oven calibration genie: granted
You: (begins sweating feverishly)
Him: my turn now! (Jumps on her back)
Joanna! You stop that and leave my eggs alone!!
Why stop there? I wanna flood my neighborhood with infrasound on Halloween!! Time to get spooky!!! 👻
She’s one cool lady
This has the same energy as those videos of dads skating in unison and I love it.
Not as hard as my arteries. Cheese so good it makes my left hand tingle
Downstairs Boba has his own helmet, and yeah, you bet your banthas it’s staying on as well.
You need to edit the cameras in your area so that the database reflects what’s still up. If you can’t find the form or aren’t good with SQL, a battery operated reciprocating or rotary saw is probably the quickest method.
Autocorrect has gotten much more obnoxious. At least once a day I have to go back to edit a word that was typed correctly and autocorrect changed to the wrong word. -_-
lol - at first I thought autocorrect had changed the adjective and I was trying to figure out what kind of polish (ie, rub to make shiny) you were talking about until I realized oh…Polish! (ie, beautiful people from the land of bears and potato vodka) Be sure to polish Polish wife, she will be much shinier.
Andor 13/10
This poor immigrant never came even once
I was hoping @op was going to pull out an endless series of colored scarves
#eiffeltower ?
Epoxy makes terrible lube
Menu from the old Chinese take-out place. No, not the one, the one that we used to go to before and was totally amazing? I miss that place.
Of course it happened on a Monday!
#1 too be fair, actresses old enough to *play* my mother would only be like 6yrs older
Me when I’m dreaming that it’s raining
“To whom this will concern….”
So is Mitch McConnell ok?
Sounds like David Brooks can go get fucked.
Israel is trying change the search results for “Israel genocide”
If they didn’t want to get splashed, then they shouldn’t have sat in the splash zone
Haven’t you heard about Henry and his war hammer?
Flantastic!