codisaurusrex

4243 pts · March 26, 2013


Frisbeetarianism; the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. http://imgur.com/CYI4GUG

Imgur had me in a straight up giggle-fit this morning and I needed it. People are dicks

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I need laugh out loud therapy today.

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What the fuck just happened?

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for the pizza

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Trying to get out of bed this morning

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Baby is sick of your shit

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I can't handle how cute they are

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Whatcha doing over there?

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Your move neighbor

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I brought you some sass

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I don't know why I think this is so funny

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Sorry for potato, but I've attracted a pile of cats while trying to internet.

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Life in user submitted

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No title necessary

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I can't tell if bill is happily asleep, or dead. Must poke.

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FUCKING FLYING SQUIRREL

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Me trying to make it to my bed after New Years drinking

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Thinking about all of my responsibilities

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Be Humble

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MRW my parents bring me spaghetti dinner at 24 years old

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Thanks Obama

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pew pew

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Convincing myself to go to class at 8am

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Realizing how gross I look today whilst answering the door to a cute delivery man

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Best book you've read recently...go!

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Success story! I found my orange kitty Bill! We got him with food and lasers 4 blocks away

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Where can I get a finger monkey? I'm gonna need at least 10...

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Can winter be over already? I'm tired of slush.

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The first day of "shark week"

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The struggle is real

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Rude.

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Acquiring opening day tickets and finding out the brewers added a puppy to the roster

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Having a mile long to-do list and I'm all like...

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I don't know what I need this for yet

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Preach.

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I think this belongs here.

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MRW I rock it through a month of interview procedures and you don't give me the internship

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24 years old, I relate to this every day.

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My thoughts on leaving my house tonight and seeing people

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I slipped on ice and fell on my ass walking home. MRW a handsome man is watching and asks if I'm okay.

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Finally did my laundry today, woop woop!

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viva la revolución!

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I am hurt and angry that I've spent this much of my life not knowing I could just do this instead of pouring a ketchup village

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So fuck off, okay?

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Totes Mcgotes

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Have a nice da....

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Not waiting for my pizza to cool. I live life on the edge.

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Thanks...bitch.

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Wait...which one gets the poison?

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William Murderface lost in Milwaukee :( Here's a copy of our poster

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Human, scratches are more important right now.

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I wish I still had a pair

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Tiny cat in a tiny hat!

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Coming across a lot of dinosaurs lately, hello friends!

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Psht...there's only one graham in my eyes, and that is teddy

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you probably need this

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