commandantLassard

1532 pts ยท April 13, 2013


this still doesn't explain why people in Florida get to vote?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

its a jelly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"clean coal". good one douche bag

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

a solid way to finally make it more exciting to have sex with your friends

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eight year olds dude

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

could we please not have political posts on this site?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Move a little closer, and you'll see, and then not be able to see.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah come on man that's so old my dad emailed it to me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope you aren't wearing crocs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a similar situation the first time I used a flesh light.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's some "interstellar" shit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit Netflix we talked about this, I got imgur and you were going to stay over on reddit. I just need some space right now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those aren't WMD's they're balls.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Taco" is code for female genitalia. Sex drones are here folks

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Son do you have a panty on your head?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brought to us by our friends at the grammar nazi party

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have had to be hit in the head many times in the past in order to be dumb enough to go to a bike polo match.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought sharks came from eggs? Is that just its dinner?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are obviously not talking about your sister

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I heard a British person say harbour once so I don't know what to think about this stupid language.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original bad ass

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No in fact it's well documented that anyone with a selfie stick is officially the worst person ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not too worried, I survive feeding only on the hate of idiots and hot pockets.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've already told your mom I don't have unlimited texts in my plan and to stop sending me that shit.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar with comic con or cosplay, but am I the only person that does not like people carrying guns around in public? Real or fake

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you hate in&out you hate Christians. And if you hate Christians you must be a terrorist. And terrorists love subway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I too, hate when children don't have fucked up spines

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh they're selling a lot of hate

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're caused by a high concentration of bismuth subsalicylate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0