Merry Christmas fuckers.
Putin got that SDE.
Anybody know if these are worth anything?
Thank you Ferrara Candy Company for this optimal addition.
I know cats and dogs smarter then Cory and Trevor.
Sassy Potts
I’m a believer now...in aliens.
Cory & Trevor wait for me everyday when I get home.
His name is Yoga…
Ass-Hat
A Shit Pie was seen on judge Judy today.
When my nephew asks me about Milwaukee.
New meaning to palm tree.
I didn't think I possessed enough to necessitate an entire hook. So I put it back.
When you’re trying to defend your case on Judge Judy but Ajit Pai ready to take your porn.
Hypervote this pretzel pooch of mine
This tree finally camouflaged to the pole outside my work.
My cat looks as though he's about to tell me some wisdom.
Imgur and politics.
I was just minding my own business watching Sept 11th shit on TV, you know cause that changed us and united us. And this bitch drives through my living room!
Tongue vs Metal railing.
It’s my cake day and I recently became a father, so here is some helpful Do’s and Don’ts.
Now I know why they call them palm trees.
roses are red, I’m taking a poo...
Dealing with teargas like a BOSS.
Was sending this emoji out to all my family before my son was born and sure enough he didn’t disappoint.
I got a dog.
Pornhub's "most searched" map, by state.
Kumbaya Norway!
Great shot!
When you leave your cat at home with fresh rolls of toilet paper.
Found: Wooden phaser pistol in Mississippi River.
This is very pleasing.
Duke Airwalker
Imgur wouldn't load and I still had a giggle.
Anyone up for a quick game?
I can't even catch a cold if I tried.
I can't handle this house.
I told him not to order the Grande.
Minding my own business when my wife says "I just pead outside!". I don't deserve this woman.
When you add injury to insult.
This has to be the best painting I've ever done!
The picture they used for these cucumbers.
Fleece knotted log everyone!
When you have a swim team but your school is too poor to afford a pool.
When you ask a smoker which ball to go for.
Red Puma wants some of this RPM.
Upvote and I'll buy the same suit like the other guy, and we will go on a date.
I met someone...
Fleece knotted dog everyone!
License to meme.
When you come home at 4am but said you'd be home at midnight.
9 photos of my cats in no particular order.
Old school School.
Larry
Meme
4 guys, 1 cup.
Love the money kitties...no need to upvote, just love.
Took a friend to the casino for their first time gambling. First machine she sat at gave her $8500.
Blind thoughts.