MRW I see gas’s finally go down $.03…
The wife says I’m not allowed to set up elf on a shelf anymore after today.
Today in Maine, zero fucks given.
Proof I have more balls then most of you out there...
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Currently at the White House...
When gun owners unite, anything is possible.
Watching this documentary about one of our greatest presidents, and everything he fought for to defend our country! Highly recommended.
Company uses smart thermometers to predict outbreak areas...
Not once, but twice.
I work on cars, were still open... unfortunately.
Isn’t that what it’s for?
Somewhere, some movie must have got it right.
Depends on which hospital you talk to...
If your excited about this, take 2 Advil daily to help with your middle-age back pain.
Maine just closed all dine in service, drive thru only. I finally see how it end....
Here Imgur... I made you some breakfast.
Hey did you hear about that hooker that tested positive? The CDC wants to inform everyone she's been in contact with...
Me watching and hoping for my favorite meme to make a comeback.
My wife is a nurse... and I am definitely NOT a baker.
How to deal with chipmunk’s (without hurting them)
Kill some time -24.9 Billion Pixel Scavenger Hunt
Just in... Trump holds a press conference outside the White House to explain his new legal strategy.
I’m still waiting...
Thoughtful gifts...
Fuck you too, buddy!
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It’s ok to have a drink or two while stuck at home they say.
Life in 2018...
MRW my wife told me I’m not allowed to buy any Girl Scout cookies this year.
People over profits.
Trailer for “It - Chapter 2” is out.
I know it’s a repost, but are we there yet?
Accurate description I suppose...
It’s beginning to feel like...
So I was scrolling through the Amazon Prime Day deals when....
When I told my daughter it's time to go to sleep because mommy and daddy are exhausted...
Best...Paint job.... Ever.
When your wife is on a diet but it's that one magic time of the year...
Timing is everything
Could go either way I guess, what do you think?
Remember when...
Imgur's reaction to NDelRey's posts today...
If I fits, I sits...
That's about right.
The game...
This Pokemon crap is getting ridiculous. My wife went to the doctor... Came home with a friggin Caterpie.
USA's favorite swear words... by region.
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The right guy for the job...
That moment when an idea has gone too far...
Bail out!
When you think you finally have a quiet minute to yourself
My local news is looking for help identifying this...ummm... armed robber.
Red Bull gives you springs!
I don't know why its broken, the blinker fluid is still half full.
Good point... Damn good point.
Don't ever offer a cat Kool-aid
Growing up 90’s, I think we all had a book of these... and one friend who could never see it.
I think food network hired a bunch of stoners.