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44367 pts · February 9, 2014


MRW I see gas’s finally go down $.03…

Points 78
Comments 7
Views 2867

The wife says I’m not allowed to set up elf on a shelf anymore after today.

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 517

Today in Maine, zero fucks given.

Points 1182
Comments 86
Views 95738

Proof I have more balls then most of you out there...

Points 3548
Comments 249
Views 116358

Required Title

Points 26
Comments 1
Views 1529

Currently at the White House...

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 308

When gun owners unite, anything is possible.

Points 8
Comments 12
Views 72

Watching this documentary about one of our greatest presidents, and everything he fought for to defend our country! Highly recommended.

Points 2098
Comments 165
Views 90543

Company uses smart thermometers to predict outbreak areas...

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 638

Not once, but twice.

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 483

I work on cars, were still open... unfortunately. 

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 551

Isn’t that what it’s for?

Points 49
Comments 5
Views 1242

Somewhere, some movie must have got it right.

Points 5
Comments 11
Views 484

Depends on which hospital you talk to...

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 684

If your excited about this, take 2 Advil daily to help with your middle-age back pain.

Points 31
Comments 11
Views 703

Maine just closed all dine in service, drive thru only. I finally see how it end....

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 580

Here Imgur... I made you some breakfast.

Points 19
Comments 8
Views 438

Hey did you hear about that hooker that tested positive? The CDC wants to inform everyone she's been in contact with...

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 835

Me watching and hoping for my favorite meme to make a comeback.

Points 46
Comments 9
Views 803

My wife is a nurse... and I am definitely NOT a baker.

Points 45
Comments 11
Views 1067

How to deal with chipmunk’s (without hurting them)

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 618

Kill some time -24.9 Billion Pixel Scavenger Hunt

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 770

Just in... Trump holds a press conference outside the White House to explain his new legal strategy.

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 542

I’m still waiting...

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 1078

Thoughtful gifts...

Points 1945
Comments 108
Views 135238

Fuck you too, buddy!

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 119

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Points 7
Comments 11
Views 401

It’s ok to have a drink or two while stuck at home they say.

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 161

Life in 2018...

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 8

MRW my wife told me I’m not allowed to buy any Girl Scout cookies this year.

Points 72
Comments 12
Views 3127

People over profits.

Points 2099
Comments 96
Views 102376

Trailer for “It - Chapter 2” is out.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 360

I know it’s a repost, but are we there yet?

Points 3
Comments 5
Views 141

Accurate description I suppose...

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 597

It’s beginning to feel like...

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 355

So I was scrolling through the Amazon Prime Day deals when....

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 1169

When I told my daughter it's time to go to sleep because mommy and daddy are exhausted...

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 125

Best...Paint job.... Ever.

Points 5
Comments 12
Views 4051

When your wife is on a diet but it's that one magic time of the year...

Points 1656
Comments 213
Views 104603

Timing is everything

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 37

Could go either way I guess, what do you think?

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 5

Remember when...

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 91

Imgur's reaction to NDelRey's posts today...

Points 105
Comments 20
Views 422

If I fits, I sits...

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 51

That's about right.

Points 43
Comments 4
Views 76

The game...

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 53

This Pokemon crap is getting ridiculous.  My wife went to the doctor... Came home with a friggin Caterpie.

Points 64
Comments 13
Views 249

USA's favorite swear words... by region.

Points 48
Comments 41
Views 2087

Instructions Unclear

Points 249
Comments 18
Views 1762

The right guy for the job...

Points 83
Comments 28
Views 90

That moment when an idea has gone too far...

Points 267
Comments 23
Views 1997

Bail out!

Points 58
Comments 14
Views 871

When you think you finally have a quiet minute to yourself

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 450

My local news is looking for help identifying this...ummm... armed robber.

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 41

Red Bull gives you springs!

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 272

I don't know why its broken, the blinker fluid is still half full.

Points 43
Comments 20
Views 223

Good point... Damn good point.

Points 348
Comments 31
Views 24189

Don't ever offer a cat Kool-aid

Points 13
Comments 17
Views 731

Growing up 90’s, I think we all had a book of these... and one friend who could never see it.

Points 62
Comments 27
Views 2115

I think food network hired a bunch of stoners.

Points 8924
Comments 479
Views 59020
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