controlsthepresent

89696 pts ยท November 23, 2017


Just a humble comment farmer.

#1 I will never understand the appeal of nunchuks. If I lived in a time where I frequently battled people armed with swords and polearms then yes, it would be a very useful weapon. But in the modern day? There are so many better choices.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pansexual disaster... I'm stealing that

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective) the decay rate of radioisotopes have not changed so other than some improvements in the conversion of heat to energy we're actually in about the same place.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I don't have to pay rent I will show those ghosts a great time. You need me to desecrate a grave of someone who wronged you? Poison someone's descendents? Find a cursed artifact you need to cross over? I got you, Boo.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 And that's how it accidentally slipped up my butt. Swear to god, Doc.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You won the Internet today.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@elbowdeepinachalicotherium Apparently

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So there is a darker timeline than ours somewhere

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I didn't want to remember the other one. Arby's brings me back home.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you were an AI it would mean we actually achieved something useful on that front

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Fetish Friday is a major safety concern

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Interesting, thanks

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too many ships named Washington to even Google that. Do you have a reference?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What exactly motivated you to click on the replies for the image and then reply to a comment about it saying that you don't like it? Do I go around telling you that your experiences or fetishes are crap? Do you comment on anal porn about how you hated goatse?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone else who remembers Bondage Fairies?! There must be half a dozen of us

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do I have brain rot because I have a curated phonk playlist?!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't need to see it but being so puritanical you need to censor horsecock is weird AF.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The systematic defunding and sabotage of the education system is not an accident. Allowing unqualified parents to homeschool was not an accident. Advancing religious schools by allowing them funding from vouchers was not an accident. Elimination of Federal oversight and the destruction of the University system was not an accident.
The rich and powerful need peasants who hang on their words because the peasants can't read. We've been letting this happen for thirty years.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need some kind of Who Framed Roger Rabbit sort of adaption with Gosling and Loona

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a good point. But if he'd only been doing 5-10mph he might've had time to stop or see the door cracked open. When I filter like that I'm expecting someone to swerve or try to get me with their door. Still the asshole in the van's fault though

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks for always ending my Friday on a high note @op

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lane filtering is legal in a lot of places. He was going a little faster than she should have but being angry at someone getting ahead of you in traffic because they're riding a much tinier vehicle is bullshit and hurting them for it is absolutely illegal.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Cooking on a Santa Maria grill down by the river

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The cylinder must remain unharmed

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read Iconians at first and thought we were talking about that race that had portals from ST TNG

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 Tell me you never watched this movie without telling me you never watched it. The Joker burns that whole pile of money moments after because he explicitly doesn't care about it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She was a skater fox and she sucked all the...um, nvm

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You had me at "butt rub" and then it just kept getting better

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Given some of the Pokemon stuff I've seen in think it's both

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's almost like the federal government should uh you know, enforce things that are favorable to consumers

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