coprolite

78070 pts ยท September 9, 2011


The lion's share of eternity will not involve you. The energy that you borrowed from the universe will be returned. Somehow, life is possible. And then it made you! That's crazy! I was here! You are there! Good luck! People sometimes call me a piece of shit. But why? It is not (usually) because of what I say. People who understand this are members of a secret nerd Imgur club. Members are inducted automatically by making a comment reply to me that indicates their understanding. coprolite's Imgur Secret Club Members, from newest to oldest: https://imgur.com/user/maamby https://imgur.com/user/ialmostforgotihaveadhd https://imgur.com/user/BobHubert https://imgur.com/user/FlyingTigerRose https://imgur.com/user/HypnagogicHallucinations https://imgur.com/user/footballnate https://imgur.com/user/imakesoap https://imgur.com/user/etcnotect https://imgur.com/user/GendouLovesDucklings https://imgur.com/user/ColonelSamanthaCarter https://imgur.com/user/SkyRatBeam https://imgur.com/user/stevelepastis https://imgur.com/user/ForTheBestReally https://imgur.com/user/MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions https://imgur.com/user/thebirdsnake3916 https://imgur.com/user/bloodyyanks https://imgur.com/user/MrSmilingDeath https://imgur.com/user/DougTheLlama https://imgur.com/user/tuckerx78 https://imgur.com/user/RobertfacePlant https://imgur.com/user/katolu https://imgur.com/user/nrauhauser https://imgur.com/user/RenamonFoxx https://imgur.com/user/Cptelectricfeel https://imgur.com/user/Wexlan https://imgur.com/user/DannyDLC https://imgur.com/user/Macuahuitl https://imgur.com/user/LikeJDlovesTurk https://imgur.com/user/MornieAlantie https://imgur.com/user/JeffSucks https://imgur.com/user/MotherfuckinGoats https://imgur.com/user/TheStoatMcGoats https://imgur.com/user/PatellaMeImHumerus Best compliment I have received: https://i.imgur.com/BvAPHfn.jpg Check out https://imgur.com/user/sindhoorella/posts they post tons awesome under-appreciated oc DON'T BE INTELLECTUALLY LAZY ABOUT THINGS YOU CLAIM ARE IMPORTANT Always ask what is it that you are not seeing Technology changes society faster than society can react to being changed. This is the creator of imgur: http://imgur.com/user/alan This is allegedly the first ever post on imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/s2Z03 But there is also this one: http://imgur.com/gallery/w3cmS more history: https://imgur.com/t/upvotes_for_everyone/SjQKq9B

ancient meme

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She won a Pulitzer for writing this about Bill Clinton:

Let's review what we've learned so far.

The President a liar? Knew that.

The President a philanderer? Knew that.

The President reckless in the satisfaction of his appetites? Knew that.

The President would say anything and hurt anybody to get out of a mess? Knew that.

Married men cheat? Knew that.

Married men cheat with young women? Knew that.

Married men who cheat with young women lie about it? Knew that.

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from Transformers: Lost Light comic

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Grey Squirrels are largely immune to the virus but are carriers for it, but this is very sad for Red Squirrels who die several days after exposure

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you're a reasonable rational person but remember depression is shit about offering solutions and you shouldn't trust its advice

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This was part of the Batman Stunt Show at Six Flags in Jackson, New Jersey in the early 90's. What remains is an empty fiberglass shell which was moved into nearby woods also owned by Six Flags allegedly as decor for their Haunted Hayride. This photo is old.

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You're as bad as a large entertainment company that got fined $787 million for lying about the election.. because you both generalize? This is a bad faith argument using false equivalence.

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imgur has a front page?

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Kadett B interceptor

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Probably a Geran-2, the Russian copy of the Iranian Shahed drone

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some kind of plant corm (similar to a bulb or tuber). possibly Crocosmia? another:

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