corpius

13282 pts ยท October 24, 2013


I'm an American who got as far away from there as possible but still misses America. This country has terrible bacon, but the juice is good.

I can read Kant but have the humor of a child

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We didn't have a fancy doggie bowtie, just a fedora

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Play the song, watch the gif :D

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class notes

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Shorty, the dog who didnt know how to love

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Found myself almost complaining about this today...

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Do I need help?

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Big dogs love watermelon

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My roommates need lessons in manners

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Here's a picture of my cat and Great Dane pretending to get along.

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Fire in the hole!

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I made a friend today

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You tried, Ukrainian Airlines magazine. You tried.

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Asshole genetics teacher won't let us drink coffee

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Exhibit A: why doge is done for

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I guess the last four months of work were for nothing. Lets eat!

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