countflatula

5304 pts · October 29, 2020


5 children, right?

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch! Right in the fjords

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer my right hand for that

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AI- Accidentaly Improved

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See comment above

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call that a target of oppurtunity

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And listens to Kid Rock

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

President or not, I would not allow anyone to talk to me like that. I am shocked no one has ever knocked him on his fat, full diapered ass.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES!YES!YES! A thousand times yes!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next to the Ministry of Silly Walks

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true! Smiles are not required.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he bark?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mein Kraft macaroni und cheese.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bob Belcher approves

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question for Donnie Doughballs: You say ABC gave you 16 million dollars, did you pay all the appropriate taxes on that?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesferatu

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who calls throat yogurt bromilk?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like my ice crushed!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like an orange swine

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes one shot is enough.. ask Charlie Kirk

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like an NBA fight

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball…

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incontinentia. Incontenintia Buttocks

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I waggle the little finger in a “ you must have a tiny little pee-pee” gesture. I think its moe emasculating

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to give a great handjob.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never petted, but I bet they feel like memory foam.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it a Furari? A Meowdi?

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

But was she big tiddied?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send him a bill

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well lube me up and call me Lindsey… I guess I switched teams

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0