cptdiv

2283 pts ยท August 18, 2012


Bruh, I met my gf from tinder and we've together since August 2014. Looking at houses and talking marriage, you never know

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went on a tinder date with a girl almost 2 years ago, plan on asking her to marry me by the end of this year

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's literally on Reuters that Clinton is up. I'm not insecure in my ability to read. Sorry you need to lie to feel good buddy

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No they don't. Unless these polls are swinging wildly (they're not) Reuters has Clinton up by 9 pts just 30 seconds ago. Nice try though

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

No they don't. There's not a single reputable poll that shows Trump beating Clinton in the general election

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Not Newman's

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 hours is half a paid vacation? I get 160 hours :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't talk about having kids and take emotion out of it. That's not having the superior argument, it's just missing the point

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Fucking got em

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice joke Jim Gaffigan. I mean, that where you got got this from.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you survive tell us how it was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So @therealtacobell, what new food can I preorder to pick up tomorrow?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Elvis Duran show just talked about specifically this on their show this morning and it's so accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I no lie have had Easter dinner with Mika

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having worked in a retail pharmacy for 7 years, no they won't.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cook's? Good joke

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can make myself laugh and pet my own animals, no thanks

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

As an NBA and sabremetrics fan this is fucking awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny because methadone is dirt cheap. I mean at least it was when I was working retail pharmacy

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yea I only lived about 35 min away. I was able to cram all my classes on Tues/Thurs so I just commuted and picked up more hours at my job

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyyy I played tennis against Coatesville in high school

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've partied at E-town before, a very white college to be sure

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit that's where I lived my freshman/sophomore years. Back in 07/08 :'(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eyyyy, I work in Newtown Square sometimes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steph Curry is a class act, with everything going on in the sports world, it's nice to see there's still good role models

11 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

I'm curious to see where this goes. The fact OP is pushing group life is a little concerning

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user I'm actually glad they're gifs, you can tell Stewart was uncomfortable with the praise and that means so much to me somehow

11 years ago | Likes 1013 Dislikes 7

Yea my LOCAL Fox News ain't bad either. But the tv channel that is FOX NEWS is exactly this

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7