50 Other Shades
This is what saved me as a teenager.
MRW my coworkers are watching the World Cup and not picking up their phones
So, this is where I want to go in late October.
10 days to go! I'm probably a little too excited, but...
It really should say "mom" and "dad," and also, stop validating this!
Parenting Advice from Crows
Falling on your face was the best part!
I would buy these in a... heartbeat!
I much prefer sleep, thank you.
MRW I get a migraine. Is anyone else afflicted?
I love Google Images. I searched for "space taco."
Ooh, Seattle's about to see a rare sight this weekend!
I'll just leave this here.
MRW my ex-b/f sends me an email and begs for money
You'll Waste Your Life on Those Computer Things!
I'm going home to visit family and friends.
MRW my friend says her boyfriend "doesn't like" to masturbate.
So, I got bored and drew this.
Yeah, just one jam session is usually enough for live shows.
Was this shit necessary?
Oh, I don't think so...
"Killing drifters has never been easier! Thanks, Clorox!"