cryinggoat

342 pts ยท October 2, 2014


Nerdy, asshole Philadelphian. Sailor.

Make sure to pay your taxes!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is going to destroy her knees. Gotta love the effort, though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... You fart where you please?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until he finds out she has a penis!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't know what I did.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That secretary is hot as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck no. Map is rubbish.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it prickly?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to make it painfully obvious: That's a frog that monkey is using as a pocket pussy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My suitemate masturbates in the shower like a total cunt.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hm. Does she have a bush?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! Make a goal and work your way toward it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I laughed. I had to turn around so she wouldn't see me. My friends were not impressed. Haha.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I found the Hibachi chef.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, this! Thanks. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, I fucking hated that shit. It's like that in the Navy, too. Everyone is tripping over themselves to harass some ugly chick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone saying that this is a misuse of funds doesn't understand that the grants given are specifically for new technology. That's it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But where are the pull-up bars?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steroids help a lot. Don't do 'em though. There's no reason for normal folks to roid up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People live there?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terrifying! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I do like lesbians.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh.. Permission to enter?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's mom must be around.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. Haha. For real, though, it's about the form and physicality. I would love to be strong enough to do something like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are conductors really necessary? What do they do?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2