342 pts ยท October 2, 2014
Nerdy, asshole Philadelphian. Sailor.
Make sure to pay your taxes!
That is going to destroy her knees. Gotta love the effort, though.
So... You fart where you please?
Until he finds out she has a penis!
I don't know what I did.
That secretary is hot as fuck.
Fuck no. Map is rubbish.
Is it prickly?
Just to make it painfully obvious: That's a frog that monkey is using as a pocket pussy.
My suitemate masturbates in the shower like a total cunt.
Hm. Does she have a bush?
Why?
Yes! Make a goal and work your way toward it.
I love you.
Oh, I laughed. I had to turn around so she wouldn't see me. My friends were not impressed. Haha.
I found the Hibachi chef.
Sigh.
Yes, this! Thanks. :)
God, I fucking hated that shit. It's like that in the Navy, too. Everyone is tripping over themselves to harass some ugly chick.
Everyone saying that this is a misuse of funds doesn't understand that the grants given are specifically for new technology. That's it.
But where are the pull-up bars?!
Steroids help a lot. Don't do 'em though. There's no reason for normal folks to roid up.
People live there?
Terrifying! :)
I mean, I do like lesbians.
Uh.. Permission to enter?
OP's mom must be around.
Nice. Haha. For real, though, it's about the form and physicality. I would love to be strong enough to do something like that.
Nope.
Are conductors really necessary? What do they do?
Make sure to pay your taxes!
That is going to destroy her knees. Gotta love the effort, though.
So... You fart where you please?
Until he finds out she has a penis!
I don't know what I did.
That secretary is hot as fuck.
Fuck no. Map is rubbish.
Is it prickly?
Just to make it painfully obvious: That's a frog that monkey is using as a pocket pussy.
My suitemate masturbates in the shower like a total cunt.
Hm. Does she have a bush?
Why?
Yes! Make a goal and work your way toward it.
I love you.
Oh, I laughed. I had to turn around so she wouldn't see me. My friends were not impressed. Haha.
I found the Hibachi chef.
Sigh.
Yes, this! Thanks. :)
God, I fucking hated that shit. It's like that in the Navy, too. Everyone is tripping over themselves to harass some ugly chick.
Everyone saying that this is a misuse of funds doesn't understand that the grants given are specifically for new technology. That's it.
But where are the pull-up bars?!
Steroids help a lot. Don't do 'em though. There's no reason for normal folks to roid up.
People live there?
Terrifying! :)
I mean, I do like lesbians.
Uh.. Permission to enter?
OP's mom must be around.
Nice. Haha. For real, though, it's about the form and physicality. I would love to be strong enough to do something like that.
Nope.
Are conductors really necessary? What do they do?