cthuloops85

8721 pts · April 5, 2014


Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange æons, even death may die 29, M, Germany Have a selfie: http://i.imgur.com/ZhGRPXq.gif I know, I know I need to shave...

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11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those eyes have seen some shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just feed him tons of your sweet Toblerone, I bet he won't mind as much anymore

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that would be Spike ;P

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Combined at first, they only seperate for especially suitable targets

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh, I never ran into that problem. Then again my sausages aren't as tiny as yours :P

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spotted the (?) german (?)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be more scared of that green stuff and those cuts on my dong OP

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But .b ..ut did putt putt ever make it the moon? I NEED 2 KNO OP!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chaos reigns

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dabadeedabadoo!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love the girl, the cat and the poster. Have an upvote and a happy birthday.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hai, now scoop aside, can't see my LNI with you in the way

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat tag tho XD

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How am I supposed to maintain an erection with that terrible beer brand right in the middle of that change porn?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My point still stands, Kleenex exists for a reason, that sock thing is retarded

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Really? If your unable to wank without splooging everywhere, you probably shouldn't be allowed to wank in the first place, jeez

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But why?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF is with that sock thing? I don't get it, someone please explain. I never heard of people jerking it in a sock, but it seems to be common

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Through?! That's gotta hurt

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

D'aaaww :D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, I expected worse.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You already chose correctly. Tip Tup was the one and only for me

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do people live in such a chaos FFS?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW I actually find someone besides me who really enjoyed Monsters and is looking forward to the sequel

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No matter what you're looking at, you're always looking at someone's fetish.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Faved for later use, this will come in handy. Many many many times

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot one, buddy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0