MRW there is a chance of Bacon
How to drive rosemary crackers
Something just went very, very wrong and I got very, very scared.
Time to unleash our secret weapon
The internet is leaking again;
When she says go slow because it's her first time
The Massage Parlour that won't take no for an answer
And my hobby: Miniature paintings (which I've turned into a penguin museum)
Batter Carol? Only if Miss Tunt insists
No no, go back and take a closer look
Do not open pastor. Hmm Good advice
So that's what you guys want
I for one welcome our new ant overlords
Drove down a very cloudy quiet mountain, it was a really Silent Hill
What is this? A museum for penguins?
MRW my mum asks me why I'm wrapped up in a blanket dressed as a gorilla
He was the Goodest Boy
It's like watching a meme come to life
Ignore politics upvote sexually suggestive chocolate
Please be gentle, it's my first time.
Flying legless man gives piggyback rides to cheer up woman
The worst thing is I don't even feel guilty
Jesse, we have to watch
Ignore the shitstorm upvote sexually suggestive chocolate
Some of my favourite photos that I've taken
so apparently I wrote a book
Her reaction when she sees it for the first time
Same time as today
"People that annoy you"
How I felt after doing a 100% commission door-to-door sales job for a week.
The toilet at work has seen some serious shit
MRW I get my work timetable and find out I'm working on the 23rd, 24th and 26th, and won't be able to go home for Christmas
Whurt whurt
This is how smooth the CrossCountry train from Birmingham to Cardiff is.
My testicles' reaction when I come home from work and immediately get naked
OurReactionWhen we inadvertently start a queue
MRW when I smell Weed in public
Thought you guys might appreciate possibly the strangest Christmas decorated shop front.
Repressed Memory Foam Mattress
All those years of playing video games are about to pay off. I know exactly what to do.
Oh dear. Danquan's father will be disappointed.
Whurt whurt
When God himself decides to propose a toast: To Alcohol......
And this is why I love Netflix
No Man's Sky is getting ridiculous
MRW my housemates keep interrupting me whenever I settle down for a wank!
imgur, my saviour, my hero in the storm, my entertainment i need but not the one i deserve....for the next 8 hours
Apparently Jean Reno is older than we all thought
Not sure if this is advertising a day of shooting and segwaying or shooting at segwayers.
For my second Cakeday I present to you the best £2 I've ever spent
The worst thing is I don't even feel guilty
I dont always take photos in public toilets but when I do.....
And this is why I love Netflix....because a trick is something a whore does for money