37542 pts · February 13, 2015
Bipedal humanoid omnivore.
Can you catch a baby wild rat and make it your pet?
In Australia you could buy a street directory for all state capitals. Melbourne was called Melways, Sydney was Sydways. It was about 1.5" thick.
Not for long though.
Tweakers note there are 2 grams of gold and some copper in each flock cam 330 usd worth.
Lead with the lipstick.
Yeah I remember the deathroll in action, the victim didn't seem that fazed if I remember.
Have you ever evacuated your bodyweight of liquid through your anus? You will if you eat those.
Well, I was 8, and that's a late starter in Australia.
I thought it was like the European cup, or the medal for winning it.
Thank you.
And stole a football trophy.
Old guys already have a deep appreciation for guns and rifles. They like them almost better than naps.But the Army would have to lighten up on the obstacle course. Besides, there's not a single 20-foot wall with a rope hanging over the side in the entire desert.And Drill Sergeant would have to be retrained: "Now, mister, drop down and give me... er... one!"
A jaunt through the desert with a backpack and an M-60 would do wonders for his beer belly.An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys get up early just because we can (and to steal the neighbors' newspaper).If an old guy got captured, he couldn't spill the beans because he'd forget them. Name, rank and serial number would be a real brainteaser.Boot camp would be easier for old guys; they're used to being screamed at. Plus, they actually like soft food.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky and grumpy. A cranky and grumpy soldier is a dangerous soldier.If old guys can't kill the enemy, they could complain them into surrender. "My back hurts!" "I'm hungry!" "Where's the remote control?"An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal bottle of beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to legally drink beer. On the other hand, the average old guy has consumed 26,000 gallons of beer by the time he's 35.
Why SoldiersShould Be Over 50The Armed Forces only accepts those younger than 35. They've got it backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds to fight, they should send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join until you're over 35. Why?Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex every 15 seconds, leaving more than 28,000 additional seconds per day per recruit to concentrate on the enemy.
You are improving.
He is much better than the coca cola yoyo team who came to my primary school in 1978, but in my defence I was drunk at the time.
How's the fish going so far, can he differentiate?
Aren't they just happy to make huuuuge condoms.
I have phobophobia aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrŕrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhh.
2 questions, what is the lifespan? Are they good pets? I have heard they smell a bit and bite you.
Istrumpdead.app
Next stop, freedom.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
It was great that we could persecute people based solely on their historic closeness to the equator. It made me rigid.
We need to start over.
My first modem was 1200/75 1200 bit upload 75 bit download.
Especially after spending 6 hours downloading some pixelated porn and being 90% through.
Yard=hard
Can you catch a baby wild rat and make it your pet?
In Australia you could buy a street directory for all state capitals. Melbourne was called Melways, Sydney was Sydways. It was about 1.5" thick.
Not for long though.
Tweakers note there are 2 grams of gold and some copper in each flock cam 330 usd worth.
Lead with the lipstick.
Yeah I remember the deathroll in action, the victim didn't seem that fazed if I remember.
Have you ever evacuated your bodyweight of liquid through your anus? You will if you eat those.
Well, I was 8, and that's a late starter in Australia.
I thought it was like the European cup, or the medal for winning it.
Thank you.
And stole a football trophy.
Old guys already have a deep appreciation for guns and rifles. They like them almost better than naps.
But the Army would have to lighten up on the obstacle course. Besides, there's not a single 20-foot wall with a rope hanging over the side in the entire desert.
And Drill Sergeant would have to be retrained: "Now, mister, drop down and give me... er... one!"
A jaunt through the desert with a backpack and an M-60 would do wonders for his beer belly.
An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys get up early just because we can (and to steal the neighbors' newspaper).
If an old guy got captured, he couldn't spill the beans because he'd forget them. Name, rank and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys; they're used to being screamed at. Plus, they actually like soft food.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky and grumpy. A cranky and grumpy soldier is a dangerous soldier.
If old guys can't kill the enemy, they could complain them into surrender. "My back hurts!" "I'm hungry!" "Where's the remote control?"
An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal bottle of beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to legally drink beer. On the other hand, the average old guy has consumed 26,000 gallons of beer by the time he's 35.
Why Soldiers
Should Be Over 50
The Armed Forces only accepts those younger than 35. They've got it backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds to fight, they should send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join until you're over 35. Why?
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex every 15 seconds, leaving more than 28,000 additional seconds per day per recruit to concentrate on the enemy.
You are improving.
He is much better than the coca cola yoyo team who came to my primary school in 1978, but in my defence I was drunk at the time.
How's the fish going so far, can he differentiate?
Aren't they just happy to make huuuuge condoms.
I have phobophobia aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrŕrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhh.
2 questions, what is the lifespan? Are they good pets? I have heard they smell a bit and bite you.
Istrumpdead.app
Next stop, freedom.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
It was great that we could persecute people based solely on their historic closeness to the equator. It made me rigid.
We need to start over.
My first modem was 1200/75 1200 bit upload 75 bit download.
Especially after spending 6 hours downloading some pixelated porn and being 90% through.
Yard=hard