Wasn’t quite sure whether to laugh or spew ……obviously nothing to do with the doctor’s, dieticians, personalised nutritional menus and FA to worry about apart from which massive house to live at
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How I get greeted by my pupper when I get home from work
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Single after 20 years at 50……absolutely no idea how to approach a lady ?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️
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Just asking
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Genuine question….put directly to the people
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Homage to my grandad
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We have been split for 19 months after 20 years together.
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Cookie
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Aberdeen darts….
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My childhood on a table
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I see your 4 leaf clover, and raise you 5
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I have £40,000 (sterling) and work for someone else. I don’t want to do that anymore but have no idea what to do with my money
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My son (14) is itching to go to Vietnam. I worked there for a few months circa 2012 based in Vung tau. Can anybody recommend a hotel (£30 -£40 per night gbp for 8 nights) for us next month?
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Not what you’d expect at a petrol station
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Windup or battery radio, water storage, tinned food, rooms with no windows, taping, 72hr minimum indoors if & when the list goes on
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Here you cropping moaners
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Nothing special, just wanted to show you my guaranteed best friend
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Apologies if I step on some toes here but this carry on cracks me up ????
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A reminder. Not necessarily just video….see this, someone needs your help
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Two strongest mf”s in the world have agreed to a fist fight. I’ll pay good coin to watch this slap fest
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Me & Cookie made a few moo friends today
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I don’t know what to believe. Propaganda was a powerful tool in previous wars. As a proud British man, should I believe all that’s being fed to us ?….
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Our tiny island is there for you
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The flames go so higher in slo mo
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Why are billions of ‘dirty’ Russian money in Britain?. In 2018 my home town of Salisbury, Wiltshire in England was hit with Novichok nerve agent. The government were threatening retaliation yet all the time, Russia had this money stored in the U.K.
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Remember these disgusting ‘thieves’ after all this has blown over
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Unbelievable tractor brakes and thank god he had chained down and air hooked up
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Not long now until this replaces the £sterling because we only have a 98% chance of surviving Corvid19
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Go ahead Queen Elizabeth…..justify my tax contribution and your £3B price tag….do your stuff you giant metal slut
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In a bad place so posted to vent....the love, advice and good wishes shot my way was overwhelming. I now know the imgur family is a really thing. Thank you so much to each and every one of you beautiful peeps
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Should I nip to the shops ?
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Order envy
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Lobster on my arm. Including claws, this boy was over 3ft (360mm for the younguns)I didn’t know they grew that big
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Marconi’s finest
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The reason why I watch my dog piss
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What is it with dogs and running water?
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Pretty cool fishing lake near me
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Wow cold nature
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Brother nailed these to his shoe heels in the 80s because they made his slip on’s ‘sound better’
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A sweet little old lady climbed out of this
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I’ll take 30 just incase
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Discovered an original window that used to have bars for reasons unknown
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FU XENON
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Dunno what this is
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Batteries not required
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23 years of lies
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Bladder thinks it’s funny with age
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Filthy crack mutt
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Daddy day moo slab
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You can’t do what?
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Just Cookie saying hello
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First ever phone interview ruined
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Help imgur family. Any Pokemon experts amongst you lot ?
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In response to USA prisoner charges posted earlier....
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Screw you Royal Mail
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Why?.....why be so fkin selfish
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I’m Cookie. I’m a 2yo cockerpoo
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How could this rally be allowed to go ahead?
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