danelliott

7814 pts · September 27, 2011


I like weed and cats.

I 100% gay pay for everything

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going and extremely disappointed that the clip ended before the cool stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Claire is an angel.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every time

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm all about the 7 days to die music.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good call, I was scrolling through the comments to figure it out even though it was extremely familiar.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the return of Superman starring Christopher Reeves idea my friends and I had in 9th grade.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cake

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

They're taking cake too far.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Eat the uncooked pasta. 2) Drink boiling water. 3) Snort the seasoning packet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you OP.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YO THATS THE FIRST FUCKIN THING I THOUGHT OF WHY ARE WE SUCH CHADS

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, IDK about you, but I think the 'big demon tits economics' tag might have been added on accident.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But this guys wouldn't know

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PREACH - Those are def some chonkers.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Do you want a glory hole? because this is how you get a glory hole.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

poi-...point it at your dick...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it did a perfect job picking up i'd put in the effort of emptying the bag.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and it should be free. Fuck the American health care system.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ngl I thought he was gonna eat shit right off the bat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember crying while watching footage of the flooding in Japan back in 2011. It’s sad to see.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’re not?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every day I wonder if Claire Saffitz would marry me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drink less beer? Never!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I work in customer service and my job before this one was IT. I would much rather work with clients than customers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also piss.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hiring?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You are remarkably beautiful in all the photos. Congratulations on your success!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0