daragan

19972 pts · January 6, 2013


Hello there. I go to university. Actually I don't go to university anymore, so ignore that bit. I'm not afraid of wolves, but if I saw one I would probably stay away from it, and I also know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch - though it has nothing to do with wolves. Not that I like to brag, but I can count to numbers that don't even exist yet, and have been the first person to say smoog every year for about ten years. This actually has something to do with wolves, but that's a story for another time. Even I can do the cha cha, but I am not the droids you are looking for, and I had the time of my life (and I owe it all to you) - despite the fact it was acceptable in the 80s. If you want to groove tonight, and share the spice of life, that's alright alright, alright - alright alright alright NOW LADIES!? What's cooler than being cool? Very cool, probably. On occasion, I transform to defeat the evil forces of the Decepticons, but I do so in in an entirely different fashion - warping skin and bone in a brief but disgusting fashion, taking on the shape of a fleshy Smart car with a beard, blasting a metal remix of the Chucklevision theme. If this makes it to the front page, read the first letter of each paragraph. I bet you did it anyway. Haha. I win. You lose. Status: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE

Whenever one of the good songs starts on a randomized playlist.

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The Punchline.

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No luck catching them swans then?

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I needed this gif recently. You might too. Take it with you.

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RIP Uncle Phil

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We were arguing about which one of us was actually Cleverbot. Then it hit me with this.

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Because you can't spell 'pimp' without 'imp'.

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The most useless gif image I've ever found.

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Robert Downey Jr singing - I can just about hear him over the sound of how awesome he is

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Yeah! Science bitch!

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FCC votes on net neutrality in a few hours

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Badly Stuffed Animals

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how do i bond

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Japan

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C'THULU FHTAGN!!

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That's not grass...

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When people don't knock

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Just another favourite guitarist post

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Harry Potter's Chinese subtitles

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"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son."

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There were cabbage slugs after all!

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MRW I've been spending most my life living in a gangsta's paradise

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THIS GUY. I've never laughed harder in my life.

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RETUURN THE SLAAABB!!

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only just found out you can make these here here.

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Bannanas

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<Witty title> .. come on, you know what it's referring to.

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Made this desktop background in about 5 mins, so can you! :D

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FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAALLLCOOOOOOON.. !!!

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Within the dark depths of my downloads folder I find wondrous treasures.

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A venn diagram for being Rick

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You have your mother's eyes.

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Repost, but one film junkies ought know about. Save for when you need a film to watch!

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Peanuts

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tell me princess when was the last time you let your heart decide?

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They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants

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MURICA, FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STUFF

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(Open in new tab for full size) - Created this map. Suggestions for location names, lore / general feedback / ideas appreciated!

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→ → ↓ ↘ → B

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A great greentext story.

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Spideycopter away!

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Basically MFW that last GoT episde.

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Within the dark depths of my downloads folder I find wondrous treasures 2

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I believe you were just science'd, good sir

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.. hammertime.

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Apples

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Murderous Moth greets you warmly.

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I'd go gay for Snape.. would you?

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.. for scale

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You know it was a successful date when..

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MRW I'm told there's horse meat in my IKEA meatballs.

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Not real. Should be real? Would play. Yep.

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When the last slice of pizza is stolen before your eyes..

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Gizoogle + Science, a winning combination.

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Sean Connery on Half Life 3

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IM BATMAAAAAAAAAN

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Food for Thought

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Meanwhile in Canada

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MRW I am Hitler and tell someone I don't like cheetos

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