daringdirk

8128 pts ยท December 7, 2011


We can? Thanks mom!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 a poop diary? If you live long enough, it can't all fit in a single volume, that's just too much data. You'll have multiple volumes. So, start early with a logical naming schema, obviously the first one needs to be "Diary A".

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@OP a Firesign Theater reference!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of imgur, localized entirely within your meme dump!?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We recently moved to the Oakland hills in CA, and at least twice a year they bring in goats to clear the grass and brambles in the open spaces to reduce fire risk. There are around 500 or so that they move around in big fenced areas, and they really sound like children screaming for their mom. "MAAAAAA!!!" The whole family loves it, and the dog is both fascinated and confused.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is also the perfect depiction of Morrissey.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you gonna post a pic of it?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I mean when I say that my life is on track...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

locations for effect?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

content across multiple

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

with splitting your

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is there a problem

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Your

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your own, personal foot warmer
Someone to has your cheese, someone with fleas.
Reach out and touch beans!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a simp for the dimp, I cannot lie.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP you need to form a team with a Rubik's Cube expert, a Shrinky Dinks maker, an Easy Bake Oven baker, and a Lite Bright collector and figure out a way to fight crime together. 80's Nostalgia Team Go!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit I HATE that I can't just edit that "too" into "to", saw it just as I clicked Post. Bah.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

There's a LOT to criticize Gavin over, especially throwing Trans folks under the bus. But I don't get what you're trying to say here, he didn't maliciously have a white family too fool MAGA into liking him or something?

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Were they the SAME children, or did he barter them for trade, passing ownership so he could properly claim that after the transaction, he left with all of HIS children? Also, did he take the wife with him? The nannies? How MANY nannies did he bring?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP The author of the book "The Black Hole" that the movie was based on was my grandmother's neighbor. I remember getting swag from him at the time, the pop-up book is my strongest memory (I was 4 at the time). Loved that lil' robot.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Fitting", eh @OP? I see what you did there...

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Misread 'audit' as 'adult' and it flows just as well...

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I heard he had an uncle that worked at Nintendo when he was in elementary school, too.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's awesome, thanks for the share!

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Today I learned Michael Parkinson was a British broadcaster, and not an attempt at a joke by SwissScars. Glad I googled before commenting!

10 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

* by faaah.

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd always suspected, but never had this clear an example or the confirmation responses I'm getting here.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, can't read that at all.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks a bit more distinct on my phone vs laptop, but still super similar. I can tell the difference between red and green for sure. Hooray for continued self-discovery even at the age of 49!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0