darkchef

11311 pts ยท August 11, 2012


Hi there!if you're reading this I've either done something wrong, or hilarious. Maybe both. Also, if you live in SF ill cook you dinner free of charge. You provide the goods and ill prepare them. I'm a chef and have worked for two master chefs.you never know it might be fun!

4 year old post and you just comment my name, what's up?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would be correct! It's a ceder tree. Looks to be a giant ceder tree

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a chef, it saddens me that it's becoming more rare to meet people who know how to cook.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Pure genius sometimes takes a while to process. I'm still laughing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you thought about making your own hinges? Awesome work btw.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean the user name checks out. This guy^ is right everyone.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Watched the original directors commentary on the special edition release for AVP. they had no idea. Only Tom had knowledge of it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as someone who reads mythos from multiple cultures, nice try. you missed a few and some spellings are incorrect, mainly it's set. not seth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend down there who knows him.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got that reference!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same lol whereabouts?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can.....can we stop posting this? It was funny like the first two times.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Like the fifth time I've seen this today. Try not to be so casual

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I came back just to upvote this comment. Clever fucker

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a pretty horse!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No lol but you can generally get away with it.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

One of my favorites. It's fantastic

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a chef, I leave my pizza out to age it to the perfect flavor. Otherwise it tastes like fridge

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goddamn brilliant

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Missoula

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh fuck it 26m missoula mt

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adding ginger space nazi to my list of insults

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Young kids trying to sound cool. Mostly. People need to travel more. Abroad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Amazing line work

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rain hurts my brainmeats

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a chef, don't be afraid to render the skin more. At the right temp, it won't burn.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Montana

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it now I'll be hearing that in my head all night.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted. Good knives are worth every penny.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a chef, very nice!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0