darkdisciple

930 pts · October 9, 2013


I don't do much, but I am translating Japanese porn to pay my way through University, so I've got that... If you get my name to the front page, I'll post any phrase you want in an appropriate (and relativley SFW) hentai panel.

Instructions unclear, boss nodded and looked proud.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1.8GHz dual–core x86-based 64–bit processor, 2GB DDR2 RAM, 32GB SSD, and it's grey. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

N-n... I don't know? And I figured people who cared enough could look up the majority of the specs. But... 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I can tell, it's a Xi3 X5A, I'm legit, nervous. I have no idea why he thinks I'll need this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back when education was for the 100%, actually.

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Yes, but Scorpion isn't a skeleton demon anymore either, so this gif... I almost started analyzing this gif in the MK timeline... wow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably got flipped and set on fire after the Canucks lost.

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It was written as an insult by a British musician during the American Revolutionary War, US soldiers embraced it as a sort of "fuck you"

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People for the Effective Threatening of Asgardians

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I don't remember Katana ever being in the SS, did I miss it? I always thought she was a good guy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yahoo literally pays me to use their search. So I do. If I actually need to search for something important, I switch to google.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 is upsetting, it implies an inherent stereotyping of Southerners, which all irony aside, is a sad thought.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relatively tame in fact, given it's Mortal Kombat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yeah so he ded.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They had to keep it rated M, and not make it so no guy in the world would want to play it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the project, the original developers spend all their time explaining what has been done to the new guys, so nothing new gets done. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We study Brook's Law in Software class, it happens because the new people need to be brought up to speed, so rather than working on 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got arrested in China for going the wrong way on a one way street.

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Wish I had a maid to polish my spear.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now say the entire thing like explaining an alien conspiracy theory.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there like a reddit tradition that this gets reposted every month as an inside joke? At this point I'm almost afraid to ask.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Tony stayed low on the ramps and took a ramp in instead of dropping in off a pipe. So... basic intelligence.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have staunch Democrat friends who said they would vote for a Republican before they'd vote Hillary. Maybe it has nothing to do with gender

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So wait... @TheBOULDER is actually Mick Foley?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or just go to a Catholic Hospital and pay what you can afford.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean do you really expect her to throw her client under the bus... er... squad car?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's safer by far, much less protection from bullets on foot, it's also faster at closing the gap, so there's less chance for complications.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why he's just standing around like "Shit, they fooled me again. Every fucking year."

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I didn't hear "Bongo" he went from Time to Puru

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Try asking a Russian if American Healthcare sucks. He'll laugh as he asks you for the $300,000 he needs for a new liver.

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