darrowcd

34293 pts · May 13, 2017


Part of one’s identity…sounds like we need some new pronouns.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Can’t figure out what’s going on with that window.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I create a monument to Trump every time I take a dump.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just deleted Google Maps app.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would argue that Trump has always been a moron.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh… that’s rich.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Drowsy Don”

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to get your liver checked

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but it wanted to after the singing began.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, they would have aged considerably fewer years without the vaccination.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of us definitely deserve to be hated.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stupid people breaking stuff knowing they won’t end up paying for it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The people laughed an she said burn”

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he goes, there will be a national celebration like no other. Unfortunately, he won’t be there to see how much we relish his departure. So why not have the celebration while he’s still around so he can see just how much he is despised?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wasn’t wearing his bones purse that day.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His bone spurs would probably grind that thing to a halt.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody tore that up.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason”
RHCP

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the box for pedophiles?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly, the clasp had been vandalized.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GTA = Grand Theft America.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much for giving us hope.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not an expert but pretty sure it’s not morning wood.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Global warming is a bitch, bitch.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was nothing serious. He just needed an embalming fluid change.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope Ivanka doesn’t see this.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Those ARE the rigged elections.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, and you earned every bit of it…probably the only thing you ever earned on your own.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not that complicated. Just ask him something that makes him look good and there’ll be no problem.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0