MRW watching the first episode of broadchurch.
Hi! My nickname irl is bear and I'm bored if anyone wants to chat.
My bfs mom caught me smoking pot.
MRW my bf finally gets me to try a face mask and I realize this is the LIFE
MRW I wake up with a massive headache and my bf says I drank a fuck ton last night
After a run I went to use the school shower. No one else was in there.. or so I thought
MRW I see my bf's contact for me in his phone is "Daddy"
My bfs cat is melting
Anyone feel like chatting? I'm really bored and lonely and need something to distract me.
Accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach.
I'm a 6'2 190 pound 18 year old male
Get to see my brother today
My boss grabbed my ass.
Woohoo
My friends keep making great puns about me losing a testicle.
I quit my job!
My bf legit said "Ok.. if I give you a blowjob could you wash my jeans for me please?" Last night
MRW my boyfriends mom acknowledges the fact that we had super loud sex when I didn't know she was home
MRW my best girl friend calls me crying and I realize I'm gonna have to beat a motherfucker.
So do you ever have a day where nothing.. I repeat NOTHING goes right?
2 dudes had been following me around the store when one finally said "Hey guy, how old are you?"
I used to be so unhappy.
So I guess everyone in my hometown knows I'm gay now.
My bf has told me bless you 3 times before I started to sneeze
MRW I'm out of weed and my boyfriend texts me "You wanna smoke and eat everything with me"
My boyfriend wants me to be bottom..
ORW I come home early from school and my boyfriends mom is also off work early
I'm a gay dude.
MRW looking at my baby pictures and thinking about how cute I was vs how I look now
Thought my boyfriend and I were alone in the house so I was very vocal during sex. He THEN informed me his mother was home.
Have you ever loved anyone so much that not seeing them for the day makes your stomach hurt?
MRW my boyfriend says "I'll be back in a second.. and then I'll give you your birthday present ;)"
MRW someone calls me a chubby real ugly lookin guy cute
My mom is letting me see my little brother.
I was kinda like "Eh what's the big deal" about my birthday today. Until my bf reminded me I can legally drink now.
Me to me
Walked in on my boyfriend.... wearing a face mask.
MRW watching Netflix and I realize this is the end of Queer as folk
My bf and I were eating lunch when a girl from our school came up to him and said "You're that Emo dude who begged me for a blowjob a year ago"
Boyfriend and I got in from snowboarding and I accidentally pushed him on the bed which resulted in real hot love makin.
More people have told me I look cute on imgur than people have told me I'm fat in real life
My first time doing the receiving part of gay sex turned out great with no pain and no mishaps
My boyfriend and I while laying in bed realized we can watch porn together since we're both bi and like all of the things
Had a strange experience today
Got to see my mom today
Now I know imgur doesn't like selfies... and this isn't one!
MRW my bf asked if I think a girl is hot.
MRW I set my friend up with someone and they're totally clicking
When you're talking about something you're really interested in and you see the other person slowly start to stop listening
Anyone feel like messaging me. I'm bored and lonely
Seconds after this was taken I fell on my face and my boyfriend laughed his ass off behind the camera
There's this like spring formal thing going down at my school tonight.
All of my best friends had a super bowl party and didn't invite me.
Shit I found funny enough to save to my phone and send my boyfriend
MRW I was buying condoms and trying to be discreet about it when I knocked over the entire shelf and fell onto it.
My boyfriends mom invited me to stay a few days at their house. She bought a bunch of my favorite movies for us all to watch
MRW I'm talking dirty to my boyfriend and start fumbling words so bad he can't help but laugh
Do NOT do this
2 of my exs response when my other ex says "Honestly you were HORRIBLE in bed. You talk too much"
MRW even after my doctor told me I'm a perfectly healthy weight people still call me fat and it makes me want to die and/or stop eating