deadsmith192

26585 pts · May 28, 2014


If this makes front page I will eat a taco 12 pack from taco bell in a dragon onsie all while listening to NSP's cover of take on me.

No, puppers you have to wait until you're a doggo

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 1153

I think I'm clever

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 194

Pubg Glitch

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 3465

MRW when I'm in charge of introducing foster children to their new fathers

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 1292

I got to work on Santa's sleigh

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 106

DIY car fixer upper project... did it all by myself

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 488

MRW I go to an all you can eat buffet

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 731

Upvote pizza

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 319

Mom's spaghetti

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 331

Am I fooding right?

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 374

Truth!!!

Points 46
Comments 19
Views 72

Ryan Gosling

Points -3
Comments 5
Views 128

When she says she likes it rough

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 2224

I've been seeing a lot of hate

Points 27
Comments 52
Views 1032

When two people are fighting and they're pretty much saying the same thing

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 350

When the weed brownies kick in and your sister starts making out with your dog

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 270

You've only adopted the porn

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 668

When you accidentally take a picture of yourself while attempting to unlock the phone

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 435

My contribute to the bull posts

Points 1
Comments 10
Views 1

when the shrooms kick in

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 408

I was on my way to give my horse the medication when this guy was being rude

Points 27
Comments 1
Views 130

Remember, it's not cool to serve underage puppers

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 2

Here comes the blue shells

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 78

When someone fights with me that I'm wrong and I prove myself right

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 1210

Cat gets shocked to death by Christmas tree

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 396

Stimulate your senses 

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 933

Since people didn't like the way I eat bananas I take it back 

Points -7
Comments 4
Views 140

Happy Holidays

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 7

With all the negativity going around I would like to share this

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 4

MRW someone stink eyes me for doing something I think is right

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 1732

MRW I'm in line at chipotle and my gf is paying for us and they say guacamole is extra is that ok

Points 1573
Comments 99
Views 92927

A remedy that will blow your mind

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 671

Life Hack

Points 0
Comments 4
Views 509

Nice puppy!

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 92

What's a matter dog got your tongue?

Points 40
Comments 8
Views 81

Testing

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 408

MRW drunkenly browsing user sub!

Points 88
Comments 16
Views 198

Stay safe and double tap if necessary

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 65

True words!

Points 51
Comments 14
Views 76

MRW when I see all these slugs

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 200

Don't usually do cat taxes so I'm paying off my dues with this dump

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 982

Booty booty rock it

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 911

Come on, come all

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 411

HELP

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 318

Micro-dump of pole dancing animals

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 536

Free eye exam

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 342

When my gf is wearing a sexy tarantula costume holding candy canes and she asks me how she looks

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 1330

Stephen Colbert looks pretty "GROOVY" during this interview

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 389

When someone calls me a cunt

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 510

Stephen Colbert changed since the Colbert Report

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 327

Error .cat

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 369

MRW my buddy tries to hook me up with a lady at the bar and he asks me if I can act sexy

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 375

Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 396

Built my first 550 piece puzzle

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 297
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