decinders

4834 pts ยท October 20, 2014


Australia. Bethesda all the things. Swords are pretty neat. All dogs are puppies. Send this to usersub and revel in the weird tiny meaningless connection we now have. ????

Not my chair not my problem

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But like also abductions are happening less now which is pretty neat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*they have attempted to hump humans.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm such a terrible person I'm already sitting beneath that Apple with my mouth open, just kill me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things to thensves can't grow and will suck being around later down the track

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she isn't cheating she's not admitting that she's lonely and just wants someone around to give her attention. People who don't admit....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WE STILL DONT KNOW HOW HE DID IT

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Like yes... but also our old dog who couldn't even jump onto the chairs managed to get on the table once somehow and eat two chilli burritos

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Both is good. We can acknowledge both.

7 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 5

Brovine

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must suck to be a zombie and then have your mouth ripped out I tell ya what

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She is beautiful!!!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No but every guy I've dated has been happy to eat them, so no waste!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This ignored basil with mozzarella and I am offended

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are a few kids phones and wearables now that essentially allow kids to call their parents/police too!

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Why is everyone bagging out Anna Nicole Smith? Are we pretending that her groom's true love was just him wanting to bang before he died?

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Rug so you don't slip and ya feet don't get cold. Plush is a bold choice though

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Well ya but people be downing cranberry gravy every Thanksgiving (sweet/acidic + fat)?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love when grandparents (youthful) prank each other :)

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I would cut off my arm for a night with Chris Parnell, sue me.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Is uhhh he single?

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I like mine raw but soaked in water for an hour or so beforehand! Support for onion love!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I found superman

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will say though that handles can spontaneously fly off. Old houses with varying water pressure. Source: hit in face once

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mockery can get shit done. If fear of being locked gets people to vaccinate their kids I'm all for it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anti-vaxxers could fix this by giving an actual shit about their kids.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like it when the shark does the thing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to being a girl. It sucks, but eventually a few guys will stick by you and be great friends. :)

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