163937 pts ยท January 26, 2013
Going to Pei Wei was your first mistake.
*large bong rip* What if an octopus has loses a leg? Does it have to be called a septapus?
Wow, that's so deep and original. People are people, man. Like, wow. *hits the reefer cigarette* What if seagulls are just winged rats?
Anything good on your phone?
Time to go home and hug my dog.
Fresh from 2012
Spoiler: everyone dies.
Those are legitimate bitcoins, confirmed.
The realistic dolls are crazy expensive, with machinery... the price of a car, easy. Luckily they make fleshlight-type things.
"wolferine" made me stop reading immediately.
You don't have to wait, but it will be better once it's hooked up to that specialized equipment.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
A person's actions are copied by the doll or appliance.
Was this recorded with a potato?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Yeah, my guild got the same-- we're getting 10 instead of 20. Of course I already set my four teams.
That is the worst photoshop I've seen since the early 2000's.
*can attract animal with food* Wow, it's magic.
Snapple Rain was my favorite.
Awesome, they put on a hell of a show.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
If it's hard for you to pull women, you have my sympathy.
Woo!
Howdy, neighbor!
Favorite "Drake is the type of negro" comment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_and_myths_regarding_RMS_Titanic#Unsinkable It has references.
The Titanic was never actually billed as "unsinkable".
The maxi-pad bulge is my most shameful badge, as a male.
Mine was something like "That's one hell of a first date" to some lame CollegeHumor comic.
It doesn't have to be good. My highest-rated comments are crap.
Going to Pei Wei was your first mistake.
*large bong rip* What if an octopus has loses a leg? Does it have to be called a septapus?
Wow, that's so deep and original. People are people, man. Like, wow. *hits the reefer cigarette* What if seagulls are just winged rats?
Anything good on your phone?
Time to go home and hug my dog.
Fresh from 2012
Spoiler: everyone dies.
Those are legitimate bitcoins, confirmed.
The realistic dolls are crazy expensive, with machinery... the price of a car, easy. Luckily they make fleshlight-type things.
"wolferine" made me stop reading immediately.
You don't have to wait, but it will be better once it's hooked up to that specialized equipment.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
A person's actions are copied by the doll or appliance.
Was this recorded with a potato?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Yeah, my guild got the same-- we're getting 10 instead of 20. Of course I already set my four teams.
That is the worst photoshop I've seen since the early 2000's.
*can attract animal with food* Wow, it's magic.
Snapple Rain was my favorite.
Awesome, they put on a hell of a show.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
If it's hard for you to pull women, you have my sympathy.
Woo!
Howdy, neighbor!
Favorite "Drake is the type of negro" comment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_and_myths_regarding_RMS_Titanic#Unsinkable It has references.
The Titanic was never actually billed as "unsinkable".
The maxi-pad bulge is my most shameful badge, as a male.
Mine was something like "That's one hell of a first date" to some lame CollegeHumor comic.
It doesn't have to be good. My highest-rated comments are crap.